shqweef

when a girl sharts and quiefs at tyhe same time

damn you saw her she shqweefed

by manny and mikel December 31, 2008

shqiponje

She ist really beautyfull and sexy with an amazing Ass

Shqiponje I want to bei your husband

by Alejandro 26.08.16 January 2, 2017

Shquirtly Temple

A sexual act in which the girl is on her period and squirts her squalene (natural vaginal lubricant) into a cup. The light red blood and lube looks like the famous drink: Shirley Temple

Jodi made me a Shquirtly temple in bed last night. I threw up everywhere and punched her in the face.

by Joeytheguy May 23, 2014

shquit

When you’re at work pooping and the lights go out in the bathroom. So you decide to quit your job.

I was at work today pooping when the lights suddenly went out. I decided right then and there: I Shquit!

by Me. Charles November 29, 2021

Shquater

People who have identified a person's urban dictionary account to ship some nasty submarine conspiracy about the account users love/sex life. Shquaters act like the know what they are taking about, in terms of keeping trolls in the dungeons, but Shquaters are a most heinous for of troll.

Shquater #1: Diamonddick9 finna ruin his reputation with the Inverted 69
Shquater #2: And that Big Ben thing, he's obviously insecure about his underutilized penis.

by DiamondDick9 June 11, 2022

shqrslol

a chunky ass nigga who be puttin ts on

yo there go that nigga shqrslol

by ultrahate April 17, 2023

super-shquim

1. The globular eruption of a blustering hemorrhoid mixed with the crusted remains of dead skin and bacteria in and/or around the testicles and foreskin of male-genitalia.

2. See shquim and smegma.

3. Also used as an insult in reference to the worst cunt and/or twat ex-girlfriend to have ever existed.

4. An insult reserved for extremely overactive douche bags.

Oh dear God, is that super-shquim running down your thigh!?

Wow. Kayla has to be THE BIGGEST super-shquim I have ever met. Don't you guys all agree?
(several virile young men nod in agreement)

by Craptoidilus February 24, 2008