scottish 

" Also Negroes turned inside out." The Scottish are a cultured and intelligent people who have been discriminated against in both England and America. Believe me, those WASPs weren't always holding parades for us. They used to burn our churchs, lynch us, fire us first, hire us last. Plus, since we were all poor, did all that jigging, and drank a lot they didn't consider us white. They used to call us "negroes turned inside out." So don't take your heritage for granted, my fellow Scottsmen. We've been through a lot. Thats probably why Scottish women are some of the most strong-willed, brave women in the world, a long with black, italian, irish and jewish women. The same goes for our hard-working men, who gave their lives on the assembly lines. Never forget.

Know your roots, my fellow Scottsmen. Scottish pride

The coolest guys you will ever meet. Scottish

scottish by O sullivan January 3, 2008

scottish 

Proud nation who generally like to hate the English and hold onto past events- easily influenced by Mel Gibson films.

Scottishman- Brave heart was insane. Mel Gibson dipicted the Scottish struggle against the wankers of England just perfectly; seeing those heads severed really made my day.
Englishman- Yeah that was pretty cool! sorry about all that by the way, we were jerks back then.
scottish man- FRRRRRREEEEEDOMMM *hacks englishman's head off with a make-shift sword*

scottish by Jasonm77 April 3, 2007

scottish 

The Scottish culture is one of the Three Best Cultures, which are the (not uptight part of the) English culture, the Flemish culture and this one.

Scottish, the language, rules!

scottish by LA-Z-BOY June 18, 2006

Scottish 

Scottish, when referring to scottish ppl great! Im scottish and drink whiskey, dont eat haggis, LOVE men in kilts and pipers! CRy everytime sum1 mentions th film braveheart, say braw whenever i can, cant understand th broons and am extremely proud of my heritage! I embrace my steroetype! and if u wanna escape it whatever! I dunno any1 called jock or jimmy and we all hate gingers! see: minging

KILTS ROCK!

"check the braw scottish piper swigin the whiskey! "

Scottish by Cathy 13 September 21, 2005

Scottish 

Referring to the accent.
The Scottish accent is the most popular in the UK according to a recent BBC poll. The scottish accent may include words from the Scots language but they are not the same thing.

Milk is pronounced "mulk"
Fish is "fush"

Gavin Hastings the rugby player has a good scottish accent.

Scottish by Geggs January 23, 2005

scottish 

"A nation of racism towards England.
I have visited and lived in Scotland, so I know what I'm talking about.
They are obsessed with The Broons and Oor Wullie.
Like to wear kilts with nowt underneath them so they can expose their 2 inch penises.Kilted Klowns In Scotland"
Fuck Off! Well I am Scottish and I know that's naw true and I KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!

"People who have back grounds and ancesters who are Scottish" I'm sorry but as someone who was born in and still lives in Scotland, I would say that people who are Scottish are only people who were actually BORN here. Other people can say that their ancestors were scottish.......but that doesn't make them scottish.

To be Scottish, you must be able to agree to both of these:

1. Born in Scotland
2. Lived in Scotland

There are different dialects of accents in Scotland. On the West Coast, our accent has been influenced by irish settlers yeeeeeeeeeeeears ago. We say words like "Aye .... naw .... wit ..... aye right ..... eejit ..... pure .... nae bother .... dae ..... hing ......... hingmay ..."and usually miss out the 'g' at the end of -ing words "daein' ....... talkin' .....drivin' ...... eatin'"

Main football teams are Celtic and Ranger. Celtic supporters are known as Tims and Rangers are Huns.

I was born in Glasgow and brought up here in Scotland and have a scottish accent......therefore I am Scottish!

scottish by Kayleigh88 December 28, 2005

Scottish 

1. Second Name Is 'Mac' Something
2. Ginger
3. Speaks Too Fast
4. Heavy Drinker
5. Sexist
6. Racist
7. Refers To Themselves As Scottish, Not British
8. Hates The English For No Obvious Reason Other Than Their English

wife : i wish you would help around the house more
husband : back tae the kitchen wi ye woman and get me a beer

scottish man : we scots are better than them english scum

Scottish by CamboMacKay June 2, 2010