CamboMacKay's definitions

Scottish

1. Second Name Is 'Mac' Something
2. Ginger
3. Speaks Too Fast
4. Heavy Drinker
5. Sexist
6. Racist
7. Refers To Themselves As Scottish, Not British
8. Hates The English For No Obvious Reason Other Than Their English

wife : i wish you would help around the house more
husband : back tae the kitchen wi ye woman and get me a beer

scottish man : we scots are better than them english scum

by CamboMacKay June 2, 2010