Schneeb

A male who displays all stereotypical jewish mannerisms. Whiny, complains frequently. Will do anything for gold.

Look at that schneeby bastard over there. He smells heavily of white fish and hummus.

by Schneeby Bastard July 19, 2009

Schneebo-ing

The act in which someone licks jam off of a squirrels body, often the armpit or genitals. It is believed that "schneebo-ing" originated in rural parts of scotland.

Scotsman: "Ock Aye The Noo, Come here ye little squirrel. Ye have a bitta jam on ye, can I lick it awf?"

Squirrel: "yes please, my genitals were gettin a bit sticky"

Little Girl: "Mum. Look! That Man Is Schneebo-ing"

by The Schneeb aka Bisto Cube November 26, 2005

shneeze

In the same vein as shart, only far more terrifying.
A sneeze which forces a little poo out.

I hope that I never shneeze again.
(shneeze again)

by Baron Wasteland September 25, 2005

Schmeezed

East Coast slang meaning high off of the best weed you have...usually krippy/dro

Dude...I am soooo Schmeezed!

by CGiizy August 24, 2008

Schneeebly

The incorrect spelling of the last name of the character Ned from the movie School of Rock. Schneeebly is the way Jack Black's character, Dewey, tries to spell the name on a chalkboard and gets lost after spelling "Schnee" so he adds another "e", then gives up on trying to spell it and erases it.

Person 1: "Is it Schneebly or Schneeebly?"
Person 2: "It's Schneebly with two e's."

by Ethelintrailer January 21, 2009

Schneeb

A person with unusually pale skin, sunken cheekbones, and tired eyes but who has the spirit of a warrior and the kindness of an angel.

I really admire that schneeb - luke modric - from Croatia.

by Duckbong July 15, 2018

Schmeezed

1) To be mildly annoyed or ticked off.
2) To be very flattered.

1) "I'm so schmeezed that our uber driver mugged us."
2) "I'm so schmeezed that you thought of me, babe."

by emiaj01 August 10, 2018