schmeef

an arrogant guy aka a douche

that guy over there is a total schmeef

by tracispaci January 26, 2006

schmerkle

could mean anything you want

"I could schmerkle a few beers"
"i mite schmerkle or lass tonight

by batandball February 8, 2010

Schmeed

Another word for being drunk beyond one's own control.

I'm so schmeed...

by JakeHerman August 15, 2011

schmeck

A schmeck is a small whiff, ie. a portion of food so small it's barely enough to smell... the full phrase is "schmeck and a lech"... a portion of food so small it's barely a smell and lick.

The chocolate mousse dessert was good but at $12 it shoulda been more than a schmeck and a lech.

by Uncle Incest October 26, 2008

Schmeckle

A currency shared in all dimensions.

Morty: Hey Rick! Can you buy me that space sex robot!?
Rick: I don't have any more Schmeckles, Mor-arrgh-rty!

by Tekkawarrior May 2, 2016

Schmeckus

Prepared hand-held food spilled from a wrapper while being eaten. (popularized by "Man v. Food" television host Adam Richman)

"Leaning forward against the counter on your elbows while eating an Italian beef sandwich means that schmeckus falling from the wrapper hits the counter or floor and not you."

by DwightUrban December 27, 2008

Schmeeze

a raging slut... a girl who gets around easily.. a girl who is easy to fuck.. a hoe, slut, smut, or whore who doesnt hide their ways is often referred to as a schmeeze

1: Shes had sex with three dudes at that party last night
2: Damn dude shes a schmeeze

by fuckingschmeeze12 August 20, 2010