Morongo Snitis

The Penis.

I get the morongo snitis mad wet.

by Neez Duts February 11, 2009

Shitistic

A statisitc that is shit. Totally obscure and rediculous statitic that A) isn't relevant to the topic being discussed or B) is clearly made up.

Today I read some shitistic that 95% of college students don't enjoy drinking.

by Jeebusllama May 5, 2006

Shitist

The most shit anything can be.

That hooker gives the shitist blow jobs.

by BudderFM May 21, 2012

SBITS

Stupid Bitch Is Too Smart - when a female is too smart and figures out your most likely wheeling her or something along those lines.

Its used mid convo, often to replace "fml", as the woman in question is catching on to your plan and you realize it.

Man - Wanna do something?
Woman - Yes Id love that! But don't you have a girlfriend?
Man - SBITS

Woman - what?

by Twister60 July 19, 2010

shitistic

noun
1. falsified fact or datum, esp. one used to solidifying a petty argument
See bullshit

He presented some shitistic to support some faggonometric aim.

by Kariem September 19, 2007

shitispiss

A term used when the situation is bad.

Larry: Shitispiss..... Shitispiss.
John: It's ok I'm here for you!
Larry: SHUT THE FUCK UP JOHN!

by The successor of that guy April 9, 2019

Shitistis

You just doesn't care. The state in mind where you just won't be bothered

Today, I'm feeling so shitistis

by Saiiiikkk November 21, 2019