cock-ringing

The act of texting or calling someone on your cell phone using your erect penis to dial the numbers and/or letters.

Why does that dude look like he's fucking his phone over there?

No, he's just cock-ringing his girlfriend to see if she wants to come over.

by chakazullo July 12, 2011

Ranking

To make fun of someone, to diss them

It is mostly used in Miami.

He ranking on your shoes man.

by AC November 23, 2004

Rinsing

The high felt from the effects of Psilocybin mushrooms.

I was rinsing so hard last night! Those shrooms were so tight.

by ahkbari May 15, 2018

ringing the dinner bell

The act of a man having sexual intercourse, with a woman who has a large vagina. Similar in context to Throwing a hotdog down a hallway.

messin with that girl last night was like ringing the dinner bell, took me fo' ever to busta nut.

by Dr4T7 February 16, 2006

risking coldplay

unfastening your seatbelt in a car for the purposes of removing your jacket.

I think I shall remove my coat before I get in the car, or else I'll be risking coldplay if it gets warm.

by Mazca April 29, 2005

rinsing the olives

Gently caressing a full ball sac pre-coitus; also a metaphor for being overly laudatory in media coverage

Man, Peter King was rinsing the olives of the NFL with his column today.

by PFTCommenterJr December 25, 2014

ranking babe

Hottest girl around.

A young man of limited interest, who gets a chance to sleep with the ranking babe in his neighborhood, and throws it away in order to marry her dorky daughter.

by rperazag June 16, 2010