old reliable

1)That one boy/girl you can always call when you're in the mood for sex.

2)The same old tactic that's been serving a sports team well.

3)That one show which always ranks high on the seasonal Nielsen rankings.

1) Person A: Damn, being single is a bitch. It's been too long ago since I got laid....your single too, how do you cope?

Person B: Ha, well I don't have problems in that department! I can always depend on my old reliable in such situations.

2) The Hack-A-Shaq: probably the most used tactic against Shaquille O'Neal, though it's still quite useful after all these years.

3) ER for NBC(well they used to be), 60 Minutes for CBS, Dancing with the Stars for ABC.....all shows who'll surely draw millions of viewers every year.

by Ambrosalys January 4, 2009

reliable texter

Somebody who is always willing to text you back. These are people you text when your doing something you don't really wanna do but have to do it (school, work, etc) and it would be very nice if somebody would keep texting you back instead of having to wait minutes-hours at a time

reliable texters are the best

by Optical_Epilepsy June 28, 2010

Ol Reliable

1. A hand Job

3. Engaging in the soliciting of western european prostitutes.
4. What a flabe does in his daily routine.

"Can't wait to go home and give myself an Ol Reliable"

by MathewsDmitriDaSilva February 13, 2017

we’re reliable with the ladies

Line from the Hamilton song ‘A Winter’s Ball’ from the Musical Hamilton.

“We’re reliable with the ladies!!” they yelled out, making their daily Hamilton reference.

by bloopbloop247 September 21, 2021

reliable special

the one girl you know that is always ready and willing to have sex with you and vice verse with no string attached and is willing to do anything you or she wants

lindsay was my reliable special when i was in high school

by The king Friday September 8, 2013

Reliable

Not any vehicle that Jimbo buys.

Jimbo bought a new Reliable car today, on the way home broke down!

by DSims May 31, 2018

Ol’ reliable

Ah an ol’ reliable; the name originates from a classic episode of Spongebob. A name given to a system created by mischievous teenagers in which person #1 tells their parents they are sleeping at person #2’s house, while person #2 tells their parents they are staying at person #1’s house(not limited to only two people). By night, shenanigans will occur. Usually they will end up sleeping inside a car in a Starbucks parking lot after blazin hard.

Yo Wanna pull an ol’ reliable tonight? I’m feeling some parties n shi for shits and giggles.

by Hoodlumz October 8, 2018