I regretti

When you had too much spaghetti

I had too much spaghetti... Now I regretti

by Thatoneubergæguy November 8, 2019

Regrettameal

A meal you instantly regret eating. Can be because of nutritional makeup, or the presumed havoc it will wreak upon your digestive tract, or any other reason.

I was hungry so I got the 2 for $5 deal at burger king and ate two whoppers. It was a regrettameal.

by TommyB33 May 8, 2014

Regretted getting

When a bunda ligg ligg proceeds to use there mouth muscles to engage in a makeout sesh with a munter, however once the alcohol has warn off. They regret all of it.

Hey Charley, did i hear you regretted getting with that big mouthed Finn?

by SuiJose February 7, 2022

Stiletto Regretto

the regret from wearing high-heeled shoes on a night out.

Sufferers of Stiletto Regretto face severely diminished party drive. Early-onset Stiletto Regretto is known as Cobble Wobble, initiated by the wonky journey made in heels on the uneven street. If already intoxicated, Stiletto Regretto can often lead to a single tear on the cheek - known as High Heel Feels.

Jen contracted Stiletto Regretto when she walked into the bar and was taller than all of her friends.

by nolandc September 28, 2019

Righetti high marching band

the best band in santa maria california

righetti high marching band is way better than pionner or santa maria high because they won sweepstakes in the Elks rodeo parade

by shaeli June 21, 2006

regrection

An erection you regret.

"I've got to tell you. You never want to get a regrection at a funeral."
"...A what?"

by NotAllenGinsberg June 15, 2015

Regrettizing

The mixture of realizing/realising something and ultimately regretting it at the same time - often used by people who quit drugs and realise what they have gotten into.

Person A: "Oh man, I've just been to rehab and I just now am regrettizing what I did to myself.."
Person B: "Ooof, best of luck mate!"

by Dounial December 5, 2023