Is Your Refrigerator Running?

A joke that people call a person and ask.

When they wake the person will that that they mean is your refrigerator on. But for the joke it looks like the person is saying that their Refrigerator is actually running.

Kid: *Calls random person* Hello is your refrigerator running?
Person on phone: Yes
Kid: Well you better go catch it. *Hangs Up*

by Yockey July 30, 2021

refrigeraider

The suspect responsible for various refrigerator-related thefts. The true identity of the refrigerator is often never discovered and so measures to further protect food and perishables must be made.

Beware of the refrigeraiders. There have been some thefts in the area.

Becki: Has anyone seen my scallops?
*collective silence*
Amanda: ...the refrigeraiders are at it again.

by 313vagina April 19, 2009

Refridgerator Tetris

The process of organizing a large amount of groceries that appear as though they may not fit in such a specific way that allows everything to fit in the refridgerator. Typically, a guest or a child will upset the order of the contents and refridgerator tetris will need to be played a second time.

"Yeah, man- there was so much stuff in the fridge over at Stu's house, it was like refridgerator tetris when I had to get the milk."

by PoopSnacks February 4, 2009

german refrigerator

When an ice cube is inserted into the human anus then is launched through flatulince into a mates mouth.

Honey do you want a Dutch over? No, but I've got a German refrigerator ready for you!

by The fridge is cold September 3, 2016

refrigerator blindness

Selective loss of visual acuity in association with common foraging of the refrigerator. Predominantly seen in children and males.

"Honey, where's the orange juice?"
"Are you blind? Second shelf on the right!"
"Sorry, must be that pesky refrigerator blindness again..."

by ckarlo January 10, 2009

refrigerator triage

Deciding what to cook based on how close the food in your refrigerator is to going bad.

Son: What's for dinner?
Mom: I had to do some refrigerator triage so we're having pasta with a whole lot of fried zucchini.

by sanddene May 10, 2009

refrigerator raider

A very obese person who consumes a large quantity of food. May eat you out of house and home if he/she visits. Closest known synonym is cheese hog.

Better hide those Cheesecake Factory leftovers before Ted comes over with his girlfriend Cindy. That bitch is a big-time refrigerator raider.

by Nick D June 28, 2006