restard

A jokish sort of way of saying retard. Occured when a drunk flatmate tried to called me retarded. Has since been adopted as a common insult.

Man, you're so restarded.

Ha! That so ionic....

by Chris May 13, 2005

Restard

Derived from an online racing game NASCAR RACING 4. People who race online and refuse to use the accelerator under the green flag are often called a restard, by moi. The reason is because this point of the race is called a "Restart" and the people who don't pick up speed from the 50mph pace are, in my opinion, are RETARDED. Good way to cause wrecks and dumb online diss battles. So therefor, racers who do not want to speed up on restarts... or people whore are just retarded in general, are RESTARDED.

"Fuckin' get on the gas! DeucesWild, you're a fuckin' RESTARD!"

by Cheesemania April 27, 2007

reeeeetarded

Logan

Wow you are reeeeetarded

by AsIaN MaRiO 300000 June 21, 2018

Restard

When a piece of shit retarded computer needs to restart, yet does so with failure in some manner.

'OH MY SHITTY GOD! YOU RESTARD!!!!! What a Restard.'

by Machman January 25, 2009

restard

A combination of RETARD and RESTART.

A person who restarts computer for every computer related problem thinking that it will solve issues.

Tili is such a restard. He restarted computer because of SSL certificate error.

by Tili October 26, 2010

reneetard

pronounced ren-ay-tard
a person who is really stupid and can not live amoung people without spreading their stupidity

that person is a godam reneetard

by Dev May 18, 2006

Faarken Reeetard

Self-admonishment for a temporary inability to overcome a much inferior opponent due to short-term brain fade.

May be used as a form of motivation in semi-professional sporting circles where code violations and other forms of penalty are less likely to be enforced.

During her tennis match Gail says "Faarken Reeetard! I can't BELIEVE I'm going to lose to this gurl!!"

(much hilarity and mirth on the sidelines given the actual quality of the "useless" gurl being referred to)

by Sideline Critic February 9, 2012