Restard

Restard is a composite word of "restart" and "retard."

Restard is when your computer has a fatal error and you have to forcibly restart it.

The stupid thing restarded three times last night.

Restard by Damscot April 3, 2011

restard

A jokish sort of way of saying retard. Occured when a drunk flatmate tried to called me retarded. Has since been adopted as a common insult.

Man, you're so restarded.

Ha! That so ionic....

restard by Chris May 13, 2005

Restard

Derived from an online racing game NASCAR RACING 4. People who race online and refuse to use the accelerator under the green flag are often called a restard, by moi. The reason is because this point of the race is called a "Restart" and the people who don't pick up speed from the 50mph pace are, in my opinion, are RETARDED. Good way to cause wrecks and dumb online diss battles. So therefor, racers who do not want to speed up on restarts... or people whore are just retarded in general, are RESTARDED.

"Fuckin' get on the gas! DeucesWild, you're a fuckin' RESTARD!"

Restard by Cheesemania April 27, 2007

Restard

When a piece of shit retarded computer needs to restart, yet does so with failure in some manner.

'OH MY SHITTY GOD! YOU RESTARD!!!!! What a Restard.'

Restard by Machman January 25, 2009

restard

A combination of RETARD and RESTART.

A person who restarts computer for every computer related problem thinking that it will solve issues.

Tili is such a restard. He restarted computer because of SSL certificate error.

restard by Tili October 26, 2010

Restard

A typo for retard. Will get you made fun of if you're in a Discord server full of gay people.

Fuck you
Restard

Restard by grohniferette November 28, 2020

Full-restard 

(n) /fʌl riːstaːt/ (UK) or /fʌl riːstart/ (US)
The state a computer enters when it refuses to co-operate and the only solution is to restart it.
Stemmed from the term full retard

'Give me a minute to reboot my comp, it's gone full-restard'

Full-restard by Beblits September 18, 2012