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Restard is a composite word of "restart" and "retard."

Restard is when your computer has a fatal error and you have to forcibly restart it.
The stupid thing restarded three times last night.
by Damscot March 17, 2011
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A jokish sort of way of saying retard. Occured when a drunk flatmate tried to called me retarded. Has since been adopted as a common insult.
Man, you're so restarded.

Ha! That so ionic....
by Chris February 22, 2005
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Derived from an online racing game NASCAR RACING 4. People who race online and refuse to use the accelerator under the green flag are often called a restard, by moi. The reason is because this point of the race is called a "Restart" and the people who don't pick up speed from the 50mph pace are, in my opinion, are RETARDED. Good way to cause wrecks and dumb online diss battles. So therefor, racers who do not want to speed up on restarts... or people whore are just retarded in general, are RESTARDED.
"Fuckin' get on the gas! DeucesWild, you're a fuckin' RESTARD!"
by Cheesemania April 18, 2007
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A combination of RETARD and RESTART.

A person who restarts computer for every computer related problem thinking that it will solve issues.
Tili is such a restard. He restarted computer because of SSL certificate error.
by Tili October 25, 2010
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When a piece of shit retarded computer needs to restart, yet does so with failure in some manner.
'OH MY SHITTY GOD! YOU RESTARD!!!!! What a Restard.'
by Machman January 25, 2009
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A person who is so stupid, or up-tight, they are unable to relax, slow down, or take it easy.
This guy at work is always running around doing 15 things at once, and it makes everyone else look bad. The guy is restarded.
by philsadvns March 31, 2009
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