Pounding Recession

A general slowdown in Pounding (getting laid) Activity over a sustained period of time

Dan hasn't pounded hole in a few months due to this pounding recession that he is in.

by orlandobloomingonion November 15, 2009

Recent studies

Something you say to lend more credibility to your totally real statistics.

Person A: Recent studies say that humans are not actually humans but they’re humans instead.
Person B: Wow, I trust you because those studies are recent and not old!

by TheDumbestMostUnfunnyPerson January 9, 2021

The Receiving End of Sirens

Often times shortened to TREOS. I invented a new word for them Genreless, this groups influence ranges from Post-Hardcore to New Wave/Goth Rock and from Electronica to Metal they pull from so many directions that if you do not like them you do not like music.You get the feeling that they play with their music rather than just playing music. Their line up Keyboard/vocals,rhythm guitar/vocals,Bass guitar/vocals,drums and lead guitar .Yes three fucking vocalist and it works for some reason?? Experimental and somewhat pretentious at times you can't help but listen to each track over and over because their lyrics are pretty heavy, they were pretty short lived they released their self titled EP in 2004 and then their best work between the heart and the synapse in 2005 and their final album in 2007 the earth sings mi fa mi. Their are some rumblings every now and then of a reunion but I say waiting for another TREOs release is like waiting for Evil Dead 4...

Guy 1: Man Nickleback's music is so heartfelt and amazingly deep!!!

Guy 2: You need to checkout The Receiving End Of Sirens and broaden your horizons before you completely de-volve....

Stage Directions: Guy 1 hands CD to Neanderthal and walks away... Guy 2 looks puzzled begins chewing on CD.

by jase1987 June 26, 2010

Push button, Recieve Bacon

A humorous meme that began with a photo of an electric hand drier with the pictures describing how to use the machine. (One presses the button to begin the airflow) The images looked like they described "Push button to receive bacon"

*Guy looks at hand drier* "Ooh! Look! Push button, Recieve Bacon !"

by Hachiro October 24, 2009

Congratulations.You have been selected to receive 2 free ipod nanos

An annoying as fuck website ad that everyone has heard and serves absolutely no
purpose. DAM TO HELL THE ONE RESPONSIBLE FOR THE CREATION OF THIS AD.

Justin: "Hey John, I just found this cool website."

John: "Really Justin? What is it?"

Justin: "Its called Megavideo"

*Justin types web address into computer and hits enter*

Loud And Annoying As Fuck Voice: "CONGRADULATIONS. YOU HAVE BEEN SELECTED..."

Justin & John: "AHHHH MAKE IT STOP"

Loud And Annoying As Fuck Voice: TO RECEIVE 2 FREE IPOD NANOS"


The devil's words:Congratulations.You have been selected to receive 2 free ipod nanos

by Fat Old Dude March 26, 2009

like my recent

A saying used by try-hard popular people or the popular group. Usually used on Instagram. 'Like My Recent' means exactly what it sounds like, to like their recent post .

Random girl on Instagram: Hey kids, go like my recentttt...
Other People: How about no?

by KidWhoKnowsDatStuff July 12, 2017

Rubber Receipt

After railing a chick with a condom on, you go flaccid while still inside her. When you pull out, the condom stays up inside her. To cause less embarassment to both parties, kindly yank the condom out of her, just like grabbing the receipt.

"Sorry Jill. I just made a deposit....let me grab the receipt." --hence a rubber receipt

by rmbs2023 March 17, 2008