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re-ranching

The art of applying more ranch after the initial serving has been devoured.
After I used ranch for half of my omelette, I had to begin re-ranching because I ran out.
by TrentBalenciaga May 5, 2009
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Racheling

1. The act of bullshitting. Racheling is the ability of making one look alert and attentive during meetings when in fact they are either not paying attention or bored out of their mind. A person who has successfully mastered the art of Racheling appears to show up to meetings prepared with assignments "completed," and can chime in with valid and relevant comments that makes them sound well versed in the subject being covered.

2. The act of "reading" a book or article without actually reading it. Racheling lasts no more than five minutes, and consists of marking pages of a book with sticky notes to identify important pages. Racheling is also the act of highlighting and underlining words and phrases in the book or article. In order to make the book or article appear to have really been well read, and read multiple times, pages are often bent or crumpled just a little.
1. "Geez, Dustin really knows his stuff."

"Not really, he's just racheling."

2. The meeting is in 5 minutes?!? I better get to racheling this book.

3. "Wow, Jared really went over and beyond for this meeting. Just look at his book!"

"No, he's just really good at racheling."
by camco August 21, 2014
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Rascaling

The continuos verb used when one is being a rascle!
"John, you rascaling rapscallion! Don't create a scene, we're in public now"
by NugsAhoy January 2, 2016
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retching

Being absolutely repulsed and made sick from something that's fucking revolting
Kev: have you seen that "two girls one cup" video
Joanne: stop I'm still retching retch
by Htrmcq June 19, 2017
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Ranching

The act involves your erected meat stick tickling the prostate gland of a pony. This can be any pony, but the pony must be alive, and it must be conscious you sick bastard. When you have almost reached point of testicular eruption, withdraw your manhood, position yourself to the side of the pony and swing your dick so your pearly mess arcs towards the neck of the pony. The object here is to try and lasso the pony with your baby gravy. Having your sperm beam loop around the pony's neck equals success.
After a long hard day at work, nothing relaxes me more than a drive through the countryside and going ranching.
by The J011y R4ch3r November 4, 2013
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Ritchings

Probably the best Last Name ever, name for a family that are loud, crazy, and don't take shit from everyone. Everybody who meets a member of the Ritchings family they automatically have a sudden urge to join the family because they are just that fun. The Ritchings have a great ability to hold liquor and chug it faster than the normal person. If you are a member of the Ritchings family, you will either have very light skin with a pink tone or very tan, because we are Italian.
Amanda: Did you see that family?!
Kris: yea, they were almost as cool as the Ritchings
by Pirate Ritchings October 26, 2011
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Ranching

When you jizz in the anus and drink it out with a straw. The bits of feces mixed with the semen looks like ranch dressing
snowballing isn't flavorful enough so I added some bacon bits, so I have upgraded to ranching
by ENKELIZE December 17, 2015
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