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pussy rationing

Pussy rationing females = females who don't consider themselves whores, but fuck with a nigga just to get money or material items in exchange for sex.
Damn dawg why you payin that hoes bills?

"she got best pussy ever"

Nah bra, she just pussy rationing got you thinking she your girl.
by d1rdyd December 18, 2010
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cubicle rations

Any type of snack food brought from home and eaten between meals while working in a cubicle in an office environment.
cheez-its, wheat thins, protein bars, atkins shakes, fig newtons, goldfish crackers, oreos, apples, cheetos.
by Devin April 19, 2004
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Rationalwiki

A narrative-crafter website posing as being rational. They pretend to leave their wikis open to editing but ban anyone who edits any page in a way that conflicts with their highly, highly biased narrative.

They seem to think conspiracies are impossible despite a quick search for "conspiracy theories that turned out to be true" showing the list is long and continues to grow. Anyone who posts anything that conflicts with the "official narrative" is immedia banned permanently regardless of how solid the evidence and sourcing is.

In other words, the site should be renamed irrationalwiki as they have an unreasonably strong bias toward conformity and supposed "authority" which is antithetical to science and critical thinking.
Only braindead idiots think rationalwiki.com is a rational source for any information on anything.
by Science_not_Scientism May 30, 2021
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des-pee-ration

When you are stuck in traffic and really have to urinate. You are so desperate to go that you pee in whatever is in the car.
"Man, I drank so much coffee this morning that I had des-pee-ration like you wouldn't believe. I filled my empty coffee cup up twice."
by TexasTia February 13, 2010
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obama-ration

n. Any overblown party or celebration which is repeated. Also an overly-large serving of anything. Can be shortened to o-ration if texting.

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Steady on! I can't take in all that! That is one steaming heap of obama-ration.
by gnostic 1 January 21, 2013
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Rational Emotive Behavior Therapy (REBT)

A combination of client-centered therapy, cognitive therapy, and sarcasm, designed by Albert Ellis. REBT acts to remove unreasonable cognitive beliefs, for example, musterbation. Its basic premise is that emotional suffering is due primarily to the often unverbalized assumptions and demands that people carry around with them as they negotiate their own way in life; for example, demanding perfection in oneself and/or in others.

REBT has been shown to reduce self-reports of anxiety in general and specific forms; reduce type A behavior patterns; reduce depression, anger, and, in children, antisocial behavior; and help emotionally healthy people cope better with everyday stress.
Janice's REBT therapist told her she was a control freak and that she was musterbating.
by TheLastPunslinger May 15, 2005
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otter ration

1. a limited number of otters
2. a bit of food for an otter
3. an iPhone autocorrect for misspelling "presentation"
"I typed 'presentation' so badly the autocorrect gave me 'otter ration'."
by Chesty La Roo January 31, 2012
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