He was so low down he would blow roadkill!
by I, Wreckerrr November 05, 2016
by Schmiffy November 09, 2009
A woman's vagina with enormous external hanging purple-ish colored "mud flaps" that is so gross and nausea-inducing that it reminds one of a smashed possum on the roadway i.e. roadkill pussy.
"Did you see Noreen's ugly pussy at the pool party last Saturday when the bitch whipped off her granny pants-like swimsuit bottoms?? I almost lost my lunch!!"
"Yeah man, her stuff looked like roadkill pussy!! I wouldn't fuck that bitch with YOUR dick!!"
"Yeah man, her stuff looked like roadkill pussy!! I wouldn't fuck that bitch with YOUR dick!!"
by GoHome&GetYour FuckingShinebox January 11, 2010
one of the many thousands of people who have been laid off or lost their jobs because of the recession.
by queenmindi January 15, 2009
Any number of "hole-in-the-wall" diners that you would find nestled at roadside along long stretches of secondary roads and highways, usually in lowly populated towns, that serve a variety of mysterious dishes and desserts cleverly disguised as home cooking.
Halfway through the trip through Nevada, our sandwich supply diminished and we were forced to stop at a roadkill cafe, which surprisingly, served a scrumptious armadillo waffle.
by Whiskey Drinker Me January 13, 2010
What happens when 3 guys driving a car in the middle of the night find a roadkill and decide to position the car's rear tire over said roadkill and burn out on top the carcass multiple times.
Mike: "Damn Jeremy, you made possum ground beef outta that roadkill."
Jeremy: " Yeah, that's what I call my roadkill burnout special."
Andrew: "Yum, ground beef! Lets go to Taco Bell".
Jeremy: " Yeah, that's what I call my roadkill burnout special."
Andrew: "Yum, ground beef! Lets go to Taco Bell".
by miracle_max December 09, 2007
by mmmgirl March 13, 2004