Regular jackoff

Also spelled "Regular jack-off", the term is used in the Adult Swim show Metalocalypse to describe anyone that is not in Dethklok. Mostly applied to fans of the band.

Toki: What's this place called?

Skwisgaar: This is, I believes, called food libraries.

(The two practice saying "Food libraries")

Pickles: It's called a grocery store, ya douchebags! I'm sorry about douchebags. I got... got low blood sugar.

Nathan: Alright, here's the deal: we have to do our own shopping so we can make our own dinner like regular jackoffs do. Now you're all in charge of putting together one dish. And don't just buy booze! That ain't food!

Murderface: What do you mean, "booze ain't food?" I'd rather chop off my ding-dong than admit that!

Toki: You'd rather chop off your ding-dong than not drink?

Murderface: Yeah!

Toki: Wowee!

by KMFDMDFMK December 24, 2009

Regular Show

It’s anything but regular, as old promos from 2010 say.

Regular Show: It’s anything but regular. Monday at 8:15, on Cartoon Network.

by You want a cookie? June 11, 2018

regular shit

It is like "forget about it" like he got locked up last night...damn regular shit. What see you doing? Smoking a blunt...you know regular shit. Someone got shot last night...regular shit. My girl cheated on me...regular shit. He found out the kid was not his...regular shit. Pretty much regular shit is shit that happens all the time and it is not a surprise.

I smoked like a 10 blunts yesterday, you know regular shit.

by Feech October 13, 2015

regular polygon

it is a closed figure with regular sides (same length)

a square is a polygon

by Fernando January 27, 2004

Regular Show

One of the last good shows on Cartoon Network created in 2010 by J.G. Quintel. It is about a blue-jay named Mordecai and a racoon named Rigby usually trying to find the best way to slack off their duty as groundskeeper for a park.

Many characters appear in J.G. Quintel's short 2 in the AMPM. This short did not show on Cartoon Network for drug use.

Good to watch when you're baked.

Regular Show is about the adventures of two best friends, not to be confused with Adventure Time.

by shrigby_blmordo June 21, 2011

regular walkin'

Opposite of fancy walkin'

The sidewalk's for regular walkin', not for fancy walkin'!

by Iowa dogg July 1, 2005

Regular Ordinary Swedish Meal Time

An internet show on YouTube done by a Swede who yells at the camera interchangably in English and Swedish (or 'Swenglish') and prepares his food/dish/course/whatever in an incredibly over the top manner, usually involving smashing, throwing, and breaking things and just generally causing a mess. He also lives with another character called Mr Fox, who frequently outsmarts and beats him. It usually involves some gimmick before the actual episode and also an instance of him eating a 'pre-dinner snack' (usually a spoonful of mayonnaise), after which he says "It's good for you".

Episode of Regular Ordinary Swedish Meal Time:
*is sitting on toilet*
*reaches for toilet paper, realizing there is none*
"MR FOOOOOOX!"

by EpicGuy July 30, 2012