Queer'an

The Queer'an is the religious text that contains the teachings and dogma for moral, philosophical, and fashionable ideology. It is most closely followed by the homosexuality community.

I have a strict nightly routine. Before bed, I read a chapter or two of verse from the Queer'an, have a confessional with my hag, and then masturbate my butthole. This keeps me on the gay and narrow.

by BehodiusSquirtMonger March 8, 2015

movie queer

A closeted queer that enjoys naked men in mainstream movies (such as Walk Hard, Watchmen, Bruno, etc... ). This includes not only male viewers but also the males behind the making of such movies.

Average dude: What is up with all the male nudity in GUY movies?

Movie Queer: You are so insecure. It's just a naked man. It's art.

by howtruthhurts August 18, 2009

Queer Spawn

The affectionate self-title for a child (spawn) of Queer parents.

"hey, did you hear Heather has two mommies?"

"really, guess that makes her Queer Spawn like us."

by Kalique November 6, 2008

Golden Queer

When a man gets urinated on by his gay lover, he becomes a golden queer.

I heard David Bowie's song "Golden Years" and was inspired to make a definition called golden queer, since queer rhymes with year.

Golden queers, golden queers,
These men got pissed on and now they're, golden queers.

by etaN retsaM June 22, 2011

Queer Jachnun

a Queer Jachnun is done while having the sexy time. right as his dick enter ur booty hole you pull it out and start to slam dicks against each other resulting in a sword fight.

pablo: man I wish I had a man to pull off a queer jachnun with.

by Jaquaviostavios the 3rd February 20, 2022

one beer queer

A person who cannot "hold alcohol". Simply, one who is subject to the effects of alcohol quickly, most effectively in one beer.

Note, queer does not necessarily refer to the person's sexuality.

Jeff's a one beer queer. After a Bud, he was out.

by Mark August 5, 2004

Crystal Queer

The precise moment that somebody realizes that they are gay.

Herb didn't know why his thoughts dwelled on Chad. It was only after much thought that Herb realized that he was in love. It was crystal queer.

by backotruck January 10, 2013