My dog keeps leaving these arf quarf stains all over my carpet. It's enough to make me want to quarf.
by Jesus Crosby-Lindner October 25, 2007
I quarfed in my girl last night and she orgasmed harder than an epileptic at a rave
I tried so hard to cum, but all I could do was quarf
I tried so hard to cum, but all I could do was quarf
by SenõrEpico May 04, 2022
by Bad Spoon August 18, 2022
When a girl quarfs, it is when she farts and queefs at the same time.
Happens mostly during intercourse while the female is face down ass up.
Trapped air is released from the vagina while gas escapes the anal cavity.
Happens mostly during intercourse while the female is face down ass up.
Trapped air is released from the vagina while gas escapes the anal cavity.
Quarf: a simultaneous occurance of a fart and a queef
"Dude, I was drilling this girl from behind and she fucking quarfed in my face"
"Bitch fucking quarfed"
"this beer tastes like quarf"
"Pardon my quarf"
"Dude, I was drilling this girl from behind and she fucking quarfed in my face"
"Bitch fucking quarfed"
"this beer tastes like quarf"
"Pardon my quarf"
by From experience January 30, 2016
by Nistiredd November 15, 2018
The male version of queef, the sound of air escaping the urethral meatus, particularly after undergoing surgical urethral dilatation.
Did you see that "little person" eating a jar of pickled eggs? I took off my pants and quarfed right in his face!
by alunen December 01, 2023
by WeAllWould May 11, 2021