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Quarf produced by a member of the canine family.

My dog keeps leaving these arf quarf stains all over my carpet. It's enough to make me want to quarf.

by Jesus Crosby-Lindner November 10, 2007

Quarf

A Quarf occures is when a man's is masturbating and beings to make a slimy sound. Mostley happens when he hasnt cleaned off the seemen from the previous masturbation, also known as a Fish Dick (Smelly Dick) which is simalar to Fish Taco (smelly vagina) for women.

bill: man, stop jacking off!!
joe: how can you tell im stroking softley
bill: well you dick keeps on Quarfing.

by Legato V4V May 14, 2009

quarf

When you fart and an air bubble runs up your vagina and pops making an uncomfortable sound.
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Guy1: Yo I Just heard that girl over there quarf !
Guy2: Damn I bet it made a funny sound.

by fukmewithabrick May 26, 2015

Quarf

When a girl quarfs, it is when she farts and queefs at the same time.

Happens mostly during intercourse while the female is face down ass up.

Trapped air is released from the vagina while gas escapes the anal cavity.

Quarf: a simultaneous occurance of a fart and a queef

"Dude, I was drilling this girl from behind and she fucking quarfed in my face"

"Bitch fucking quarfed"

"this beer tastes like quarf"

"Pardon my quarf"

by From experience October 12, 2016

Quarf

A queef that is loud but not as loud as a fart

Hunter she just quarfed on my dick!!

by Nistiredd November 14, 2018

Quarf

The male version of queef, the sound of air escaping the urethral meatus, particularly after undergoing surgical urethral dilatation.

Did you see that "little person" eating a jar of pickled eggs? I took off my pants and quarfed right in his face!

by alunen November 30, 2023

Quarf

Farting cum out of your penis.

I quarfed in my girl last night and she orgasmed harder than an epileptic at a rave

I tried so hard to cum, but all I could do was quarf

by SenõrEpico May 3, 2022