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Flipper-Quality Work

(Adjective) - Refers to any type of shoddy, low-quality, quick & cheap "cover-up" work done by someone who "flips" houses for a living.

Cheap-ass "work" that is done to cover up defects in a house just long enough to fool the next buyer or home inspector. When finally discovered, correction of the problem usually involves more work than would have been necessary to do it right the first time.

Phrases typically utterred during the actual performance of this work include "Good enough for now!", "It'll work!" or "Fuck it, I'm not going to be living here!"

Examples: Covering up mildew infested, rotted bathroom walls with paneling; using duct tape to fix a leak in a pipe then covering it with pipe insulation; painting around/over a switch/outlet cover or light fixture.

Very closed related to nigger rigged
"Check out this flipper-quality work!" Steve said to his friends as he showed them the half-ass plastered-over cardboard and crumpled up newspaper patch in the drywall from where the bedroom door handle had punched through before.
by JLB2629 January 4, 2010
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qualititties

1. A particularly aesthetically pleasing pair of breasts.
2. Breasts which receive much attention because they are exceedingly delightful.
3. A nice rack.
4. (singular) qualititty

It should be noted that qualititties are not discriminatory: it matters not if they are large or small, nor does the color matter. Both original and surgically altered can be qualititties; it is basely solely on the wowza factor. Also, this is meant to be complimentary not pejorative.
"Wowza. Look at the qualititties on that woman over there!"

"You see those? Them are some qualititties."

"Damn! I got some qualititties going on today!"
by CoffeeGhurl August 21, 2013
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Quail Valley Insomnia

A medical condition characterized by a person who has attended Quail Valley's inability to sleep and recurring dreams that follow the same pattern between multiple patients; dreaming of checking their phone to an Araque schoology post and a Morales assignment on Edmodo which results in them getting enough zeros in the grade book to fill a blackhole. This condition is believed to continue on past middle school and may have no cure.
Person 1 (Doctor): Your results have come in and I'm sorry to say it, but I'm afraid you have Quail Valley Insomnia
Person 2: That's such a bruh moment *hits a phat dab*
by MegaMind37 May 25, 2019
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Tap Quality

Term used to describe something so good it could/should be poured from a tap.
This can of Lion Brown is Tap Quality!
by LBFan September 21, 2011
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test the video quality

Chris, after looking at too much playboy, decided to go test the video quality
by Brian and Jer August 3, 2008
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non sum qualis eram

Latin, means "I am not what I once was" signifying the speaker has changed in some way.
I have grown as a person, non sum qualis eram
by AmericanViking September 27, 2013
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Eminem Level Quality

Eminem Level Quality (ELQ). A piece of gear that is appropriate for the rap god himself.
best microphone under 1500$

i want Eminem level quality atleast

mainly i record rap vocals

try to suggest me within the range of between 1000 to 1500$
by 1llusion November 2, 2019
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