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penis travelogues

a male's tales of amorous adventure
Every boot camp barracks had at least one guy with a Casanova complex who'd regale the others with his penis travelogues.
by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ September 26, 2010
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Urban Penis Tionary

Urban Penis Tionary simply means Urban Dictionary
Gee, I hope my definition gets picked by Urban Penis Tionary!
by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 12, 2017
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penis lol

A very high-ranking type of comedy, and the pinnacle of all jokes.
Comedian: "penis lol"
*crowd goes wild*
by Camwood July 20, 2016
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Penis

An underdeveloped third leg between your two fully developed legs that only males have
Kenneth: hey, Chris... what’s a penis?
chris: Bruh don’t ask me cause idk
Noosha: Fellas it’s obviously the underdeveloped third leg between your fully developed legs
by JumboJuice69420 July 31, 2019
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Guacamole nigga penis

when you try to dox a 13 year old this happens to you
random kid: hey skai jackson guacamole nigga penis

Skai jackson: im gonna dox you
by Wyumi June 17, 2020
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No Penis Cap

No penis cap basically mean that their not lying or capping on their dick when it comes to the amount of sexual partner they had.

Sometimes people write it like this 🚫🍆🧢.
Did you really have sex with that chick Kayla?

Aye no penis cap I definitely smashed her.
by Itzkwann February 10, 2022
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Performance Punishment

Due to a high level of motivation and repeat successes you are selected by your superiors to do more work than your peers because you do your job and good at it. This frequently entails extra hours, multitasking, et cetera. The punishment is that you get to watch the underperformer, who is not doing their job, get rewarded via time off, free time, leave work on time and so on. This is common in the military, other government jobs, or large corporations where, due to bureaucracy, it is difficult to get rid of a bad employee.
Sean isn't a workaholic or a brown nose. Since his coworker Steve does nothing all day long, Sean's performance punishment is that he always has to stay late and take on extra projects to make up for Steve.
by ImperialFleet1 February 16, 2015
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