sunshine pumper

One who fails to realize the reality of a situation, and instead continues to support/ballyhoo a person, program, etc.

The sunshine pumper sees that their team and coaches are playing hard equating to good, when in fact the players are not performing adequately and the coaches have failed to properly recruit/train/coach the team.

by Old Army February 15, 2007

pumping tuna

when you bring home a chick that you havent brought home before and you bang her silly, and her pussy resembles a fish in either look, feel, taste, or smell

Justin: Yo, what did you end up doing last night?

CJ: I brought this broad over and I was pumping tuna all night.

by jlove6182 June 22, 2010

skidder pumper

a gross, pizza faced hobo who pumps gas

"youz a skidder pumper!"

by LeeannMoore April 13, 2008

Sunshine Pumping

Noun or Verb. It's the "Pollyanna approach" people, especially politicians and advertisers, use to persuade others that things are better than they really are in order to get what they want, your votes, your money etc. Politicians often do this when describing their accomplishments, especially the U.S. president in his State of the Union address. Advertisers make these exaggeratedly positive or down right untrue claims to convince the consumer that their product will "completely solve the problem" if the consumer only "acts now". This sunshine pumping benefits only the pumper at the expense of the one it is erroneously poured upon.

Barack Obama's grossly positive State of the Union address was full of sunshine pumping in hopes that the American public would forget the reality of the current recession and be so convinced of its supposed economic recovery that they would reelect him in 2012.

I was so sunshine pumped by the used car salesman that I ended up paying 5K over the car's actual value.

by Your Wordsmith February 21, 2012

cousin pumper

A cousin pumper is a person who fucks their cousin. Typically these people originate from southern United States.

Bill: "dude did Brandon tell you about that chick Tia he banged last week?"
John: "Tia is his cousin, man..."
Bill: "gross that guy is a cousin pumper?!"

by Boobert Goobert September 27, 2017

peter pumper

a flying flaming faggot.

Watch your ass around that peter pumper.

by jackbriggs March 26, 2013

PumpNdump

The process of acquiring a girl's love, having your way with her in bed, and then dumping her immediately afterwards and never returning her calls.

"I thought they were watching Titanic?"
"Nah that was just an excuse so he could PumpNdump her"

by Art_1 December 9, 2008