ptoot

prostitute

yo i saw jeremy picking up another ptoot in A.C. last weekend

by billyp01 March 27, 2010

Ptolemy

He has an enormous penis and has all the girls chasing after him because of his raging six pack it feels like a area of mountains on his stomach! Not only does Ptolemy look sexy he sounds acts and smells sexy as well! He has the best personality and has sex with every fit girl walking!

Girl 1: “I wish I was back in Ptolemy’s bed!”

Girl 2: “I’m going there tonight!”
Another 6 girls: “ so are all of us!”

by Tinglewingle54 December 23, 2018

Ptoym

Put that on your mama

Girl 1: I got $600 for selling my shoes yesterday

Girl 2: no way, do you ptoym?

by Howboudat February 4, 2017

PTOCD

When their parents house was just a heterogenous mess of junk and pain, so now they need to live in perfect order just to get through the day.

Wow that poor kid is just whipped by ptocd

by 247fruitcake July 2, 2018

ptot

pussy tot

”i love ptot”

by kolakubz January 6, 2022

Pull a PTon

Short for "Pulling a Princeton"

(I/He/She/They) Pulled a PTon
(I am/He is/She is/They are) Pulling a PTon
(I'm/He's/She's/They're) Pulling a PTon

Phrase used for studying a certain thing before an event/test/game/etc.

It can be short-term, medium-term, or long-term studying. It can be used at any time of the day.

Person A - It's HON TYME!!!!!!!
Person B - oh dude hold up. Ima pull a pton on this one hero

Person A - Aye did you study for the big test tomorrow?
Person B - TOMORROW?! OH DUDE I GOTTA PULL A PTON RIGHT NOW!

Fly Guy - dude....Casper beat me. my score was 0/69/0
Zero - LOL. Somebody pulled a pton

by Casperologist November 5, 2009

Ptosis eye

Drooping of one or both eyelids. Mistakenly called "lazy eye". Occurs to people who's eye muscle weakens over time but also people are known to be born with it. Treated with surgery but usually droops again over time. Adults are usually more informed about this so little kids tend to ask questions about it to a person with Ptosis.

normal kid: "whats wrong with your eye?"
ptosis kid: "i dont know, i was born with it..."
normal kid: "oh....ok. so wanna play?"
ptosis kid: "sure"

if you where born with a ptosis eyelid

by local ptosis kid February 8, 2010