Pseudopedophile

Someone who is a pedophile, but not really.

that guys is into DDLG, he's a pseudopedophile

by holo456 October 9, 2018

Pseudonymph

Pseudonymph (adj.)- any girl who pretends to want you really badly. She may even do inappropriate things in public. But when you finally get a chance to get in her pants, she is a total prude.

Dude1: Dude, that girl at the party last night was all over you, I think I even saw her grab your junk. Did you give it to her?

Dude2: No dude she ended up being a total pseudonymph. I brought her up to my room and she just sat on the bed and wanted to talk.

Dude1: Totally sucks dude!

by dubbsfitty2 May 19, 2010

pseudosexual

almost, approaching, or trying to be sexual in nature.

The occupation of a french maid, female nurse, or female officer are considered pseudosexual in popular westen culture.

by Lost_Prospekt June 29, 2011

pseudosexual

A word with the same meaning as pseudo sexual. Pseudosexual is usually the adjective and pseudo sexual is used as a noun.

A pseudo sexual is a person who practices pseudosexual relationships in order to deceive, or confuse others of his or her "true" sexual orientation.

by Guido1 March 8, 2008

Pseudonese

A term used to describe someone who claims to be part of an ethnic group, but has no full-blooded parents or grandparents of that ethnic group.

Dude 1: Hey, did you know Gary's Chinese?

Dude 2: Nah, he's pseudonese, he's only 1/16th Chinese.

by Actom360 August 16, 2014

Pseudonymonymer

That guy who gives everyone nicknames that have nothing to do with their own identity.

Pseudonymonymer: I'm going to call you Onions!

Other guy: But my name is Steve...And I hate onions...

by Stav Clones March 29, 2010

Pseudohemian

Someone with an upper middle class background and a well-paying job that adopts all the affectations of the bohemian urban living as a superficial cover for his/her truly entitled self.

Parker: Wanna go to the Arts District tonight? I got an invite for the opening of the gastropub run by the chef from the organic single source Bolivian schnitzel craft truck.

Logan: What? I'm so over that whole pseudohemian scene. Can we just get real tacos from a real Mexican restaurant with real margaritas? You know, like real people used to do?
Parker: Ya, I guess you're right. I'm kinda done pretending how much I like Moscow Mules so much better in a copper mug anyway.

wannabe posester poser fake vacuous product-laden frontier beard disc earring pour over avocado toast

by The Original Tankboy June 23, 2017