Pathetic Beta Male

Only hecking retards that play Fortnite can be called this derogatory term.

Pewdiepie: What do you think I am? Some kind of Pathetic beta Male?

by I Shagged Yer Mum June 2, 2018

pathetic rebound fuck

A person (guy or girl) who immediately starts dating someone who just out of a serious relationship. This person is usually there on the 'rebound' to fill the void left by the previous significant other.

Liz just broke up with her boyfriend of three years and now Jeff's dating her. He's a pathetic rebound fuck.

by IWasSayingBoourns October 18, 2007

Pathetic

When you hear a guy trying to pick up a chick on xbox live.

Nerd: OMG r u a gurl?!?!?!
Girl:yes...
Nerd:R u hot!?!?!
*Girl leaves game*

Now that's Pathetic

by *notmyrealname* August 15, 2009

prosthetic asspointers

Artificial limbs that attach to the shoulders of an armless person, that point with index fingers towards the anus while in a doggy-style position.

I can't wait to butt fuck my armless old lady tonight, I just bought her a new pair of prosthetic asspointers.

by Brian Lehigh April 28, 2009

patheticated

to be pathetically dedicated to something

That kid is patheticated to being a jerk.

by Patrick Dave January 29, 2009

Pathetic Victory

When you work very hard to accomplish something difficult, in an attempt to impress or win back your crush or ex-girlfriend. However, they are genuinely happy for you, but it does not increase the chance of them considering you for a relationship.

Guy: I told her about my promotion, she was happy for me and said 'good for you!'. Little did she know that I worked for promotion just to impress her, so this was a pathetic victory.

by ClearAsJamal July 21, 2019

Patheticon

What a pathetic person, like my brother, would be if they were a Transformer.

Wow...if my brother were a Transformer, he would most definitely be a Patheticon.

by Chris DiMartino March 11, 2007