Prosextinating

(v.) the act of having copious amounts of sex in the avoidance of productive tasks

She was up all night writing her paper because she had spent the past week prosextinating.

by Chapgrad2015 June 13, 2015

Prexting

Pre-sexting texting.

Texting that will eventually lead to Sexting.

-Originally coined by John Hodgman

I'm prexting your sister right now. Once we start sexting I'm going to save the pics to my phone, and share them with the whole school

by Creech Daddy November 5, 2013

Prospecting Poultry

Prospecting Poultry refers to a sales person that through easy sales retention has become unacquainted and fearful of reaching out to new clients.

It certainly seems that over the years you have become prospecting poultry and are fearful to make new calls and create new contacts.

by leo bonner February 5, 2020

Protesting

What's the point of going out and protesting, when you end up on your knees at the end of it, when all is said and done?

Protesting is a waste of time that could be spent waking up and fighting, or at least going to work.

by Solid Mantis April 12, 2021

prosting

\▪ prô-stiņ\ n : 1: A sticky, white, sweet, creamy substance produced by the male prostate gland which carries the male sperm while it is expelled through the penis during arousal and sexual intercourse.

Nathan produced five children by filling his lovely wife's vulva with his prosting whenever he wasn't enveloping her lovely face with said fluid.

by Giantewok October 22, 2017

McDonalds meat prosesing

When you are tiping cows then smoke a coco puff. then the cow says that you are gay. then it attacks you. So you piss on it the light it on fire and run it over with a semitruck that has chain saws attached to the front.

McDonalds meat prosesing Sucks.

by Dain666699999000true March 10, 2009

poexting

Doing poetry through texting.

Texter 1: Ur so sweet, u gv me cvties.
Texter 2: What's that?
Texter 1: Poexting

by zbrcht September 18, 2009