Poptardilisious

Everything and anything you want it to be.

You are poptardilisious.

by bkaeinliey March 21, 2010

Poptard

The father to an unintelligent person.

“How disappointed are your parents that you are their kid”

“Not as much as you think. Dad has accepted that he’s a poptard.”

by RonBurgundy2001 June 11, 2018

Preptard

A preptard, is basically a prep in general. Most preps are preptards. You know, preps, the snotty rich girls that think they're all that, that DESPISE emos for some God-knows reason. Studies show that %98 of preps are preptards, so the entire name should permanently named of such.

I dress in all black, and I listen to "emo" music. Apparently, some people don't mind their own business and have a problem with that. That specific group of jerks are called Preptards.

by XxROKUxX July 21, 2009

Poptard

1. Someone who can't eat poptarts

2. Someone who's acting like an idiot, but in a funny way.

Person 1: This poptart wont fit into my mouth!
Person 2: Poptard!

Person 1:Derp A Derp!
Person 2: Poptard!

by LOLmonkey February 3, 2008

procetard

A person who follows process to simply follow process blindly.

When your peers and management do something without reason. Much like charging up a mountain with a squirt gun to take down the machine gun turret simply because a process stated to do so; procetard.

by hatingdumbshit February 21, 2012

promotar

1) Someone who promotes events but doesn't know how to spell.

2) Someone who shits their pants often.

From what im reading he is king in the area at shitting his pants and booking shows; other local promotars wish they do 10% of the shifting themselves that he does.

by angrymofo1 November 17, 2016

Proletards

Woke individuals that are actually "broke" individuals, not monetarily, but philosophically. These are the working class people that think that just because they put the pieces together, they invented the concept or idea. These individuals think that "Their non-material, non-profit worlds are realms where rivers run with milk and coffee, where wine spurts from rocks at their command, where pastry drops on them from clouds at the price of opening their mouth." ~AR. These are the individuals that are woke and racist, who also don't realize that Karl Marx was a profound racist. They chastise others for being racists, but never took the time to realize they were supporting one of the most racist philosophers of our time. Not only did he get his economics wrong, he bungled his Metaphysics, his Epistemology, Ethics, and his Collectivistic politics. These Proletards never even venture into Aesthetics, they just LARP at any attempt.

Wow bro, voting for Bernie or the Left is the make Proletards. Don't be the guy that thinks one individuals rights can Trump another individuals rights. It's like saying that everyone has a right to universal healthcare, but in the process, some individuals rights supersede other individuals rights and make some individuals slaves to your pretend rights. Wow, what a contradiction in terms, what a disgusting waste of flesh.

by Objectivityiskey August 4, 2020