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Prosticlanker

A bot account on a social media platform that contains links to pornography websites. A portmanteau of "prostitute" and "clanker".
Ted clicks the link on the bio of @CuteGirl69420, not knowing she is a prosticlanker, and Ted got hacked.
by David X. Hatley October 6, 2025
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Prostication

When a man flys you out to have sex
Jane: girl I’m going on a Prostication he’s flying me out to fuck

Doe: get that bag sis
by Funnybunny11111 October 18, 2025
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Lord Pristic

The realest neimon on the west side of Compton. Capped like 30 motherfuckers in one night and didn't even give a fuck. Probably fucked your bitch in the ass so hard that she went home and had to shit the nut out. Really does fuck the baddest west side hoes and smokes an ounce a week.
Wow Lord Pristic fucked my bitch. #ThankYouLordPristic
by Boosie November 22, 2013
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