Progressive Rock

Greatly under-aprreciated form of art. Adds elements of jazz, classical and avant-grade forms of music to come up with something new and original.

Dude that Yes band kicks immeasurable amounts of ass.

Dream Theatre are gods.

Frank Zappa is one fo the few musical genious' of our time.

by Mr. T December 15, 2003

Progresstination

The act of making good progress on low priority tasks instead of completing tasks that are high priority. Differs from procrastination because the subject is in fact being productive in a manner of speaking.

In a superb feat of progresstination, I avoided working on my term paper, but cleaned my entire house and did the laundry!

by Aaaarchy January 27, 2015

Proggersably

Drippy name suggesting that something poggers may happen soon

I think something proggersably will happen

by LIGHTUPSKETCHERS69 June 20, 2021

Toxic Progressivism

A social movement where people believe in large social reform, yet very narrow minded and unwilling to discuss with any opposition. Other viewpoints than that of their own are seen as morally wrong, and therefore spark immense anger with toxic progressivists, leading to nothing being done.

I can’t believe the toxic progressivism on everyone’s stories, I’m tired of seeing posts like “with no due respect unfollow me if you support Donald Trump.”

by Ihaveclassreallysoon November 11, 2020

Progress Reports

When the school you curently attend decides to fuck with you and sends all your bad grades home so your parents can bitch at you.

Mom: "Oh, look! A letter!"
Kid: "Noooo!"
Mom: "I wonder what...OH FUCK! GET IN YOUR FUCKING ROOM AND GODDAMN STUDY!"
Kid: "Fucking progress reports..."

by boredlikehell34 December 19, 2008

progress quest

1. n. A satirical game where the only player input is race and class selection, and starting stat rolls. The game consists of a windowed collection of all the finest aspects of a role-playing game, and progress bars to represent various aspects of your character, with no purpose other than to give the player the comfort of "watching their numbers go up" without so much as lifting a finger.

2. v. To reach a point in an RPG where achieving any goal is simply a matter of following an algorithmic process.

1. See www.progressquest.com

2. "If I cast these mad buffs, this broken DOT spell, and hit this guy six times with my sword, he dies. Then I repair my EQ, rest, and he respawns. I get all these fatty lootz, and my numbers just keep going up!"
"Way to go, man. Sounds sort of like Progress Quest."

by dangerCake March 28, 2005

Pragued

To succumb to the delights and temptations of Prague night-life often to excess.

My head is banging, my wallets empty & my mouth is dry. I got Pragued again last night.

by andybcn May 23, 2014