procaffination

The inability to make a decision until you've had a cup of coffee.

Make me a coffe I'm flawed by procaffination today.

by Rikstir February 5, 2014

Procarious

A financial negotiation term. When the procurement department of a company creates a precarious situation.

I went in hoping to get the contract signed, but then the finance guys showed up and it got totally procarious.

by The E Train March 25, 2010

Poçada

What the Portuguese call a whisky cola with ice and lemon.

If you ever ask for a whisky cola this way in Portugal you will probably get a discount.

#1 Queria uma poçada por favor.
#2 Homens a sério bebem poçada
#3 Cuba? Que merda é essa? Poçada!

by Sudofork August 8, 2022

Procariot

The word "Procariot" has three definitions:

1. A supporter of bullies on DeviantART or their friends. Can also be used to describe people who protect their friends, despite the fact their "Friends" are awful people.

2. The same definition as mongoloid or cretin, a retard.

3. A Spanish person from Valencia. (Derogatory)

It originated as slang on DeviantART during a massive flame war.

When in lowercase, the P is always capitalised.

Other forms:
Procarriot
Procarian
Procar-Supporter
Procultist

1. "Hey, @team, i'm getting attacked by Procariots left right and centre."

2. "SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU PROCARIOT!!!"

3. "I was dating this hot Spanish chick and then found out she was a Procariot!"

by TheGreatestShenBANPROCAR July 1, 2019

procaffeinated

To delay or postpone action;
Put off doing something till you have had coffee!

I procaffeinated this morning before cleaning the house.

by fyregoose! April 22, 2014

procastibate

v. 1) stimulating one's own genitals to avoid work or obligation. 2) delay of action while masturbating.

derivatives:

procastibation, noun
procastibator, noun
procastibating, verb
procastibatory, adjective

"I had a ton of reading to do but after seeing that commercial with Jane Seymour in it, I decided to procastibate instead."

by Dr. Richard S. Troker February 23, 2010

procaffinator

(n.) one who puts off tasks until after the first cup of coffee or tea

I'm a procaffinator. I can't start my day without a cup of coffee

by madel97 April 29, 2016