A balding male who attempts to act younger than his actual age. The person believes himself to be "Cooler" than he actually is, when in reality those around him see him as fruity, creepy, and in general avoidable. The apple picker is prevalent in the New England region, specifically near Boston, Mass.
by Tom Stevenson April 15, 2008
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Ghetto: Throw a rubber on your shit and beat the meat til you load that shit up and throw that bitch out. I ain't bout that cleaning shit.
Ghetto: Throw a rubber on your shit and beat the meat til you load that shit up and throw that bitch out. I ain't bout that cleaning shit.
Hey man you shouldn't keep that rubber in your wallet, it makes it less effective... No worries dude I'm just using it for a quicker picker upper (qPu)
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by jon.theprock September 8, 2018
Get the lenis picker mug.During anal sex, when the man moves to the other side of the room, takes a 15 metre running start, and thrusts into his partners ass.
"Woah, my ass hurts today."
"Why's that?"
"Last night my boyfriend tried out the Pickering Powerthrust"
"Why's that?"
"Last night my boyfriend tried out the Pickering Powerthrust"
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Get the pickerdoodle mug.School in the middle of buttfuck nowhere, surrounded by crackheads. If you go to this school and you aren’t a hick, you’re a hypebeast. Chlamydia and pc boys are interchangeable words.
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Get the Pickering College mug.Made popular by Sheffield band The Arctic Monkeys, a "teddy picker" is a machine found at carnivals and fun-fairs, where one moves a robotic arm to pick up toys or in this case, a teddy bear.
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