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pretendabilty

For moments when you want to make fuckashima...erm....Hiroshima look like child's play, A.K.A the measurement of how fucking pretentious one can be at any given moment.

Usually measured on the Richter scale, from 1 to 10, for scientific accuracy (Has been measured as high as 69 at times)

Combined with the theorem of abortion relativity and distortion, makes a great way of describing one's current behavior.
"Honestly, he's a fucking 69 on pretendabilty scale at the moment"
"His pretendabilty makes him very abortion worthy right now.... someone get me the high tensile rope..."
by abort-worthy May 27, 2017
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False Pretenda

A person that likes to talk nonsense and pull shenanigans by pretending.

Definition: phony
Synonyms: actor, charlatan, deceiver, dissembler, fake, faker, fraud, hypocrite, imitator, impostor, quack, snob
Holy shit...that guy Pooni is such a fuckin' false pretenda!
by Somal007 April 30, 2014
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pretender

Oh my god...How the hell did those Pretenders get famous?!
by Dominic1987 April 22, 2007
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pretend listening

When Ryan Mayle acts like he is listening but really he is focused on other things... Generally he just yups, and yeahs a person while they are speaking. Quite possibly and more than likely, he is thinking about the future Petty Officer Mayle or tater tots.
Did you hear me or are you just pretend listening?
by Queen Neptune July 29, 2014
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Pretend

A game played by children using their imaginations in the absence of material games. Contrary to popular belief, Pretend came before role-playing games, fucker.
Pretend is awesome because you can do anything you want.
by T Hizzle May 2, 2005
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Pretendergy

Pretendergy; "Pretending to have energy" Running on fumes from staying up all night, And pretending it didn't happen the next day at a family dinner.
I am actually exhausted this is just Pretendergy
by Flying squirrel October 16, 2017
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Mexican Pretender

A person of mainly or full Mexican descent who fancies himself/herself as a Native American in order to gain status, usually based on similair features and/or surnames.

A slang-term for Native Americans to put down other Native Americans by implying they are "half breeds" or not true Native Americans. Also used to imply inferiority.
"The Salgados shouldn't even live on the reservation, theyre just Mexican pretenders"
by Cool Koala May 12, 2009
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