pretard

In ebay, knowledgeable ebay buyers refer to inexperienced ebay buyers who unknowingly bid early (hours or days) before the end of the auction, and thereby spoil the auction, hence they are called pretards. 'Pre' for 'early' and 'tard' for 'retard'

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The guy placed a bid for an item on ebay and the auction doesn't even end for another week. What a pretard. I'm not going to bid on that.

by spock here captain March 26, 2011

Pretard

A person who is both pretentious and retarded.

e.g. That Alton Brown dude on Iron Chef is such a pretard.

by Dr.Turtle August 20, 2011

pretard

1. Just short of being completely retarded. Not to the drooling and Foam helmet point, but pretty damned close.

Anyone calling himself slick is a pretard.

by Dr. John Smarts July 31, 2005

pretarted

1. Slow.
2. Not fully there, but not completly gone.
3. Something that is not quite retarted, but on it's way.

Your computer is PRETARTED!!!!

by schweetness October 3, 2007

Pretard

Noun. A person who unnecessarily obtains pre-board on a Southwest flight to subvert the A,B,C boarding process.

Damn! Thanks to all the pretards, I'm 5 rows back despite having A16 boarding position!

by taco Tuesday September 28, 2017

pretard

Someone who pretends to be retarded for financial gain or to avoid punishment

"He's a pretard. He acts retarded so they won't spank him."

by HedyBlog January 25, 2008

pretarded

Being so advanced that you can't function in the ordinary world

My husband is so pretarded! He sits around all day dreaming about flying hydrogen vehicles, instead of bringing home an income.

by Aliza Amihude November 2, 2006