"I was told I should get a college degree. So, I went and got a Masters' degree in literary criticism of French medieval bread recipes from an online university."
"That's like peeing on a wounded jellyfish."
"That's like peeing on a wounded jellyfish."
by donaldpelosi January 6, 2020
Get the Like peeing on a wounded jellyfish mug.Extremely loose stool consisting mostly of brown liquid rather than solid turds. Severe diarhea, the runs, the squirts.
The day after a delicious basket of spicy hot wings from Bdubs I was wishing I had a cold river to shit in. I had the shits so bad I felt like I was peeing out of my butt.
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a slang word of british origin,this is a play on the words "preying mantis",but to mean a guys big fat man boobs in the style of buddah
by ollie deezee January 5, 2009
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Get the Peeing on the fire mug.A skill set for guys have that enables them to aim their piss when they pee. Different situations call for different mechanics.
When everyone is sleeping and I have to pee, I use my peeing mechanics to hit the sides of the toilet. This way no one can hear me pee.
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by SirSlashyDucks February 10, 2022
Get the imagine not peeing your pants and pooping your underwear mug.Peeing outdoors is something most people love to do. For obvious reasons it is much easy for males to do though, but girls do manage. There are many places to pee outdoors, in fact basically anywhere.
"OMG, I really gotta pee but I can't find the toilet"
"Never fear, there's a lovely bush by here"
It's very simple and very fun. Try peeing outdoors... Now!!
"Never fear, there's a lovely bush by here"
It's very simple and very fun. Try peeing outdoors... Now!!
by Peeer July 12, 2009
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