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cutoff prevention

Used mostly in YouTube Poops where a video may only be a few seconds long. Cut-off prevention is a way of adding a few seconds to a video in order to prevent the YouTube player from breaking and not playing a video in its entirety.

Usually placed at the end of a video, cut-off prevention is a way of ensuring that the vie
Tard#1: The retard didn't even use any cutoff prevention. I can't watch the video.

Jack#2: lulz
by Bacender.. April 11, 2010
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pretentious

Behaving in an attention-seeking manner via presenting oneself on the surface as being intelligent, provocative, important, avant-garde, humorous or significant, yet harboring ulterior motives, typically involving some form of personal gratification or material gain (e.g. advancement in social status, career, wealth, etc.).

Note that using this word is often conflated to be a pretentious act in and of itself, as this word is frequently used as a way to easily discredit people, works of art, ideas or statements while simultaneously boosting one's own status.
"I used to think they were a smart, edgy, fun group of people to hang out with... but as soon as they realized I didn't have anything to offer them in terms of getting more publicity or a book deal or an art gallery gig, they stopped talking to me. I don't even know why I try to be their friend anymore! Pretentious twits."

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Dude #1: "I really like the Three Stooges!"
Dude #2: "Whatever, they're so pretentious."
Dude #1: "Do you even know what that word means?"
by Buster Foodcube December 15, 2011
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Presentao

1. Puerto Rican word for someone who gets involved in something that's none of their business 2. A "nosy" individual
Deja de estar mirando lo que hacen los besinos, canto de presentao!
Stop trying to see what the neighbors are doing, you freaking nosy-ass!
by Otoniel January 8, 2005
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Pretentious Douche

To be an asshole without actually knowing jack shit about your topic
Alex Stroube is the most pretentious douche I've ever met.
by SimplyShrimp February 3, 2015
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Law of the Lesser Percentile

The law that states whichever phone is at a lower percent gets priority on the charger. Given there is only one charger, the lower percent gets access even if someone else is currently using it. They must give it up.
Tony, give me the charger! The Law of the lesser percentile states that you have to give it to me considering I’m at 12% and you’re at 45%!
by Con Land September 9, 2018
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5 percent rule

After you break up with someone, you are not allowed to mourn over the loss for more than 5% of your time being with them.
The 5 percent rule goes like this: you can mourn over the loss of a boyfriend or girlfriend for no more of 5% iof the time being together (as previously stated). FOR EXAMPLE, if you dated someone for 60 minutes, you can mourn over your tragic loss for 3 minutes (if i did my math correctly)
by bellakaaay December 28, 2011
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push present

n. A gift (usually of high quality) given to a mother by the father of a newborn baby.
Before they brought the baby home from the hospital, John gave Jane a diamond bracelet as a push present.
by Stilgar January 4, 2009
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