Powermann5000

A guy on xbox live who is really funny and makes sex jokes. they also hate jehovahs witnesses (aka God Squad) and put a sign on his door saying, " I own an AK-47 and a plunger! Jehovahs and people who say y'all unnessisarily beware!"

Also part mexican

Look at powermann5000 rip thru those jehovahs!

Powermann5000: "oh god its the god squad."
Powermann5000: "would you like some epic with that fail."
Powermann5000: "permission to be a douche!?"

by Kitty Rarzar! January 21, 2010

powerman 5000

The best band in the History of the world.

#1) PM5K
#2) Tenacious D
#3) There is no #3, every other band is crap.

by Linux System Message March 29, 2004

Powermasking

Next-generation face masking supercharged by the combination of cutting edge technology and nurturing natural ingredients to reveal a blindingly radiant and healthy complexion.

Person 1) WOAH - your skin is amazing, what’s your secret?
Person 2) Powermasking, it’s given me the best skin of my life!

by Skintechguru April 23, 2020

powerpets

A virtual pet site..
Very Addictive

Consumes all your time, energy and frequently asks you to "upgrade your account" i.e use money to play.

Entirely too stupid.

Frequently leads to job loss and/or the person losing interest in school i.e real life.

The best part is: They do not have a deactivate button so you are STUCK on that site forever.

unemployment bad grades waste time lose money powerpets

by Hue He February 18, 2013

Powerbate

The act of ferociously masturbating to P90x and/or shake weight infomercials. Active participants are usually, but not always, sociopaths that drive G35s – they also generally have no issue flexing in the mirror during intense post-powerbating coitus, a la Patrick Bateman in “American Psycho.” Using one’s junk to actually lift reasonably sized weights is also an option for accomplished powerbaters, but is not recommended unless you’ve completed the 9-week Jedi powerbating training course.

Jim, I’m totally down to meet up at the volleyball game, I just need to send the wife out on an errand so I can powerbate real quick. After all, it is bikini season.

by powerbater September 21, 2010

powerpets

Its a morally conscious site, but only encourages sucking up. Once you hit elite status, you can 'Tag' posts that aren't fit for the sheltered player's eyes.

The only way you'll ever been anything on Powerpets is if you suck up to the staff and mods. They'll tag your boards and give you warnings before you even know what you did wrong, especially if you are new! And their art sucks. The animals don't even look like animals, just cheap cartoons.

The flash takes forever to load, too.

Newbie: 'Hey guys I'm new to Powerpets. How are you doin?'

*TAGGED by at least 5 players*

Newbie:'What did I do?'

Them:'You said the word /doin/. That's chatspeak. You're getting reported for that.'

by Lscha May 29, 2007

powershat

a combo move used by Sarnix the great, to create a powershat you must build up much energy in your anus then you expel in violently to propel yourself

"He is such a amazing wisard.He can powershat from town to town."

by Every Thing's Over Powered November 28, 2015