Boy: Momma ima get some cereal! (pours milk before the cereal)
Mom: WHERE DID I GO WRONG???!!!
Boy: oops, i forgot to pour the cereal first!!
Mom: You better keep pouring the cereal first shitwipe!!
Mom: WHERE DID I GO WRONG???!!!
Boy: oops, i forgot to pour the cereal first!!
Mom: You better keep pouring the cereal first shitwipe!!
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Get the pouring the cereal first mug.the CORRECT way of saying "pouring rain", which doesn't even sound right, but "pouring the rain' sounds right
by catlover2493 November 21, 2010
Get the pouring the rain mug.To go to bed after drinking most of the evening. The pouring action is used rather than a climbing or crawling action, as the person falls into the bed in a fluid manner similar to a header or a swan dive. This is often done with street clothes on, as most people pass out upon entering one's bedroom. It is also said that drunk people lack the coordination to change clothes.
Pouring into bed is typically followed by a hangover the next morning.
Pouring into bed is typically followed by a hangover the next morning.
Person 1: "I had a good time at the party, but I think I had a few too many."
Person 2: "Have fun pouring into bed."
Person 2: "Have fun pouring into bed."
by solana August 3, 2007
Get the pouring into bed mug."Awkward silence" Hmmmm pouring water on the floor
"What did you say?" Ahhh, its just pouring water on the floor.
"What did you say?" Ahhh, its just pouring water on the floor.
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Get the Pouring the milk before the cereal mug.To "pour whiskey" can mean a few things.
A: To pour a bottle of whiskey into a glass.
B. To fire bomb a large area during a military air raid.
A: To pour a bottle of whiskey into a glass.
B. To fire bomb a large area during a military air raid.
-Hey, what's with not pouring whiskey with me yesterday?
-Oh, I wasn't sure if you wanted to fire bomb a city, or if you just wanted to get drunk.
-Both?
-Nice!
-Oh, I wasn't sure if you wanted to fire bomb a city, or if you just wanted to get drunk.
-Both?
-Nice!
by Mark Connor February 10, 2009
Get the Pouring Whiskey mug.Man, why the fuck are pouring salt on the wound?
Oh yeah... why dont you keep pouring salt on the wound, it's only going to make things worse!
I think I just fucked shit up even more by pouring salt on the wound.
Oh yeah... why dont you keep pouring salt on the wound, it's only going to make things worse!
I think I just fucked shit up even more by pouring salt on the wound.
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