kiss of poseidon

When your pooping and the water splashes up and kisses your chili ring

I got a kiss of Poseidon this morning when I fired up the old log splitter.

by Mark Martwat Jr. February 4, 2018

Poseidon's Dragon

A sexual act involving cunnilingus, where a woman squirts into your mouth with such force and volume, that it comes out of your nose.

I was eating Candy last night when she hit me with Poseidon's Dragon! At least my sinuses are cleared out now.

by CC-Mac May 21, 2021

Poseidon's kiss

When you go to the bathroom and the water splashes your rump after taking a dump.

Hey... did you have a Poseidon's kiss when you were in the washroom?

by Heather Crystal December 28, 2016

Poseidon's teabag

When water splashes back up onto your balls when you drop your shit load in the toilet.

"Great!My balls are all wet from Poseidon's teabag."

by Starkey88 December 11, 2016

the kiss of poseidon

When you are taking a dump and the water splashed up and hits your butt cheek

“Bro I was taking a massive shit when all of the sudden I felt the kiss of Poseidon”

by Idkwtf2namedis February 22, 2018

Neptune's Poseidon Powder

Crushed clam shells.

I love my Krabby Patties with that crunchy secret ingredient called cocaine or Neptune's Poseidon Powder.

by We are at Harvard University. January 15, 2019

Poseidon Powder

Cocaine

Mmmm I could use some Poseidon Powder at the party

by Mmewlisa January 22, 2019