Also known as breasts, tits, or boobs. They are known as portable pillows because in the morning you can lay your head on them.
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As a man of culture, I can't let the pandemic get in the way of my degeneracy. Good thing I have my portable hole with me to keep me COVID safe wherever its necessary.
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when you fart under a blanket and then throw it on someone after letting it fester for a few minutes so the smell travels with the blanket
by 4 Points October 23, 2009
Get the portable dutch oven mug.A laptop used solely for the purpose of checking facebook. All it needs is a folder for pictures and internet explorer/firefox.
A person will see a laptop around, and identify it as a 'portable facebook machine'
Often times, people who are facebook whores sit together and use their portable facebook machines and stalk the same cute person of the opposite gender.
A person will see a laptop around, and identify it as a 'portable facebook machine'
Often times, people who are facebook whores sit together and use their portable facebook machines and stalk the same cute person of the opposite gender.
Chris: yo let me use your portable facebook machine!!
Shyam: my what?
Chris: your laptop!
Shyam: whatever queer
Shyam: my what?
Chris: your laptop!
Shyam: whatever queer
by g-diggity November 25, 2007
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On bad hair days, I make sure to go out with my portable ego.
My portable ego came in very handy last night at the bar.
My portable ego came in very handy last night at the bar.
by evyg May 27, 2009
Get the portable ego mug.The time when someone stands in front of a row of portable toilets or "Johns" and must gamble on which one seems the most sanitary. This is much like a "lottery" which is why it is referred to as a "Portable Potty Lotty".
Mary really had to play the Portable Potty Lotty when she approached the concerts portable toilets. She ended up winning by selecting the one toilet that had not been defecated in.
Gary lost the Portable Potty Lotty because as he stepped into his portable toilet he released a loud shriek. He exited with poo all over his pants and shoes. Poor gary, maybe next time you'll win the Portable Potty Lotty.
Gary lost the Portable Potty Lotty because as he stepped into his portable toilet he released a loud shriek. He exited with poo all over his pants and shoes. Poor gary, maybe next time you'll win the Portable Potty Lotty.
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Person A: I broke up with my boyfriend.
Person B: So your side piece is gonna be your main now?
Person A: No, he is a portable sidepiece, I can take him with me to the next relationship.
Person B: So your side piece is gonna be your main now?
Person A: No, he is a portable sidepiece, I can take him with me to the next relationship.
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