by peage March 21, 2010
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How dare she? I gave her a slice of my peach pie and she only ate a Devil’s portion…
And at my daughter’s quinceanera!!!
And at my daughter’s quinceanera!!!
by lobesonthesand May 11, 2022
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Get the Portionally mug.by bedford coxx November 8, 2003
Get the meaty portions mug.“Screw starvation!” yells Oprah (no, not that Oprah). “Screw Jenny Craig, Weight Watchers, Paleo, Keto, raw, Mediterranean, Noom! I’m on this planet just one time (I think) and I want a bowl of hot fudge sauce decorated by a little dab of ice cream! To be followed a full bowl of sweet, sweet whipped cream. That’s just for starters. I'm saying no to no thank you. I want a thank you portion!”
“MicroAlice,” cooed MacroAlice, bending over the toddler’s high chair at Gordon Ramsay Hell’s Kitchen in Las Vegas, and wielding a small silver spoon. "Would babykins at least take a no thank you portion of strained peas?”
“Mother,” said MicroAlice – and these were her first intelligible words – “I would prefer a trencher of whatever you and my esteemed father are consuming. Osso buco with smashed cheesy garlic potatoes and roasted lemon zest out-of-season asparagus would be just fine, a thank you portion! Don't forget the molten chocolate lava cake.”
“MicroAlice,” cooed MacroAlice, bending over the toddler’s high chair at Gordon Ramsay Hell’s Kitchen in Las Vegas, and wielding a small silver spoon. "Would babykins at least take a no thank you portion of strained peas?”
“Mother,” said MicroAlice – and these were her first intelligible words – “I would prefer a trencher of whatever you and my esteemed father are consuming. Osso buco with smashed cheesy garlic potatoes and roasted lemon zest out-of-season asparagus would be just fine, a thank you portion! Don't forget the molten chocolate lava cake.”
by Hifalutin! February 10, 2022
Get the thank you portion mug.Portoon (pour-toon / pore-tune)
In general, emphasis should be placed on the correct usage of "portoon" rather than the definition, therefore, it can be thought of as an explicative
Using the term with varying quantities of the letter "o" can serve to emphasize the amount of "portooning" taking place.
One can "portoon for" something, while "portooooooning for" something has different connotation.
Adjectives may be placed in front of or after "portoon", the most notable being "heavy"
When used this way, one can engage in "heavy portooning", without attaching the article "for".
One can also "portoon heavy for" something.
Combining "heavy" with varying quantities of "o"s results in an entirely different meaning altogether.
While "to portoon for" is sometimes used, the preposition "to" does not indicate that "portoon" is a verb.
In general, emphasis should be placed on the correct usage of "portoon" rather than the definition, therefore, it can be thought of as an explicative
Using the term with varying quantities of the letter "o" can serve to emphasize the amount of "portooning" taking place.
One can "portoon for" something, while "portooooooning for" something has different connotation.
Adjectives may be placed in front of or after "portoon", the most notable being "heavy"
When used this way, one can engage in "heavy portooning", without attaching the article "for".
One can also "portoon heavy for" something.
Combining "heavy" with varying quantities of "o"s results in an entirely different meaning altogether.
While "to portoon for" is sometimes used, the preposition "to" does not indicate that "portoon" is a verb.
Example #1
Richie: *says nothing*
Vic: "I'm over here portoooooning for heavy rocket dick..."
Richie: *stares at vic*
Example #2
Mosey: *trying to figure out how to use the word "portoon"*
Vic: "GATANKSSSS SPAN!!!"
Mosey: *eats another wing*
Example #3
Vic: "I like slimy donkey dick!"
Richie: *says nothing*
Vic: "I'm over here portoooooning for heavy rocket dick..."
Richie: *stares at vic*
Example #2
Mosey: *trying to figure out how to use the word "portoon"*
Vic: "GATANKSSSS SPAN!!!"
Mosey: *eats another wing*
Example #3
Vic: "I like slimy donkey dick!"
by samboosak November 5, 2019
Get the Portoon mug.1. Noun: The amount of weed you have bought is your portion.
2. Verb: To portion is to divide weed between people.
2. Verb: To portion is to divide weed between people.
1. That was an amazing portion, we got 50 joints out of it.
2. Shall we portion out the weed man? I've gotta go in a minute
2. Shall we portion out the weed man? I've gotta go in a minute
by Aidan Brooks June 7, 2005
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