Porkistani

A Pakistan National, derogatory term used in place of Pakistani by people outraged by Pakistan's involvement in World Terrorism.

Hey you Porkistani, stop poisoning our lives!

by billabong44 November 22, 2010

porksnorkel

dick (i.e. penis)

Larry told Chip to slide his porksnorkel into and out of his poop tube. Seems they are gay.

by Dr. Meatsword Butterpants III August 29, 2013

Porkalicious

When a girl is very hot and attractive and you want to do her

That girl is so hot shes porkalicious!

by ABC1553 May 18, 2010

porkaloading

Actively seeking the company of fat chicks, usually with the goal of an intimate , albeit short lived sexual encounter .

I went porkaloading last night , hooked up with a fat chick and ended up on her fire escape naked at 3 am when her husband got home, it was a scene.

by Davedale July 14, 2019

porktastic

Porktastic is basically someone who is a little on the porky side (or just plain old fat).

'That bird you snogged last night was porktastic!'

by Tandy February 10, 2006

porkgasm

The pleasure a non-Muslim gets from eating any type of pork - particularly bacon - when living in countries that specifically ban pig and all of its products.

Person 1: Oh man, Fred just flew back from the States and brought a shit load of pork. I totally made myself a bacon sandwich and had a porkgasm.
Person 2: That is the life.

by 62474 November 10, 2009

porkestra

1. The sound made by a large group of fat people. Contains noises of grunting, farting, burping, skin flaps rubbing, with a constant undertone of heavy breathing and wheezing.

2. The sound made by a fat person as they snore while simultaneously farting and burping. Immediately followed by a toxic smell that kills even termites.

Good lord, there are so many lard asses in here it sounds like a porkestra. Uh, and the smell...

by Ronald Burgandrew April 26, 2010