Pork sword

It's that thing you wish was as big mine.

Sorry I'm late, I was with your girlfriend. I slayed her with my pork sword.

by Stoma Docking January 11, 2010

pork sword

a man's pride. his chunk of meat hanging down between his legs.

Put that Pork Sword away this minute! ur gonna have somebody's eye out with it!

by D. Hine November 19, 2003

Pork Sword Dreaming

To fantasize about the purchase of a luxury item or expensive gadget that realistically you can't afford. Especially relevant if you have been discussing the item with a friend in a serious or semi-serious manner.

"Hey Man you going to get that huge TV you were talking about?"

"Nah Man, I was just Pork Sword Dreaming"

by PSDreamer December 24, 2008

pork sword

Male genetalia of a hanging nature!

Chad sharpened his pork sword!

by Porkie January 18, 2005

Pork Sword

Part of the male anatomy

Last night i was sharpening the pork sword

by Marcy R November 10, 2008

Pork Sword fighter

One who uses his heat-seeking-moisture-missle to fend off an intruding mutton dagger.

Holy Crap, Did you see those faggots playing PORK SWORD FIGHTER?

by Big Aaron Kyle October 21, 2003

pork sword

penis

slang name for male penis

"that man has a large pork sword"

by Sammii J June 21, 2008