Profit

The step that comes after ?????

Step 1: Obtain Rednecks
Step 2: Abduct them
Step 3: Analy Probe them.
Step 4: ?????
Step 5: Profit

by ODST January 1, 2010

Porfing

A portmanteau of "porking" and "barfing."
The act of vomiting upon ones partner while engaged in sexual intercourse.

Dude, check it out... Jimbo is drunk as shit and he's hooking up with Susan. He's totally going to end up porfing her.

by Destroyer Dan January 10, 2016

Rick Parfitt's Rhythm Method

Masturbating whilst in the stance and strumming style of Status Quo legend Rick Parfitt.

guy 1. I could see through your curtains -were you playing air guitar?

guy 2. No I was practicing Rick Parfitt's Rhythm Method

by dfghjks July 28, 2009

party profit

any money or free shit made solely from the remnants of a massive (drunken) party. lost wallets, 50 bucks worth of bottle refunds, clothes, etc.

that's some sick party profit man

by jewish party-thrower July 9, 2010

porbit

verb. path and orbit of something

Man, the Earth's porbit is all out of wack!

by France12 March 13, 2009

Profit of the foxes

Used in a situation to describe contemtment for a person or event.

Also used for exaggeration to place the wool of rousing on the eyes of a person

''Brian and Lenny wrote a shit report'' ''They obviously didn't get the profit of the foxes today''

by Griffon Jones May 17, 2013

Profit

Profit is neither deserved nor earned, it is the 'surplus' falsely created by under-compensating the worker and over-charging the customer.

In other words: the spoils of cheating, taking more than your fairly earned share.

I can't pay you a living wage, I need a larger profit margin.

by Owl eyes May 5, 2022