Poopdick

Poopdick is when 2 male high school or college lacrosse, ultimate frisbee, or rugby players engage in anal sex, resulting in one of their penises being coated in fecal matter. Poopdick has been known to take place in places such as Berkeley, CA, Santa Barbara, CA, Albany, CA, Phoenix, AZ, Kansas City, MO, and Manchester, NH.

Dude, I was fuckin' this girl in the ass, and she totally sharded on my dick, man!

Ewww gross! Poopdick! Awww..... Now It's on both our dicks....

by Chadbrochill127 April 2, 2010

poopdick

any kind of bad or negative vibe

"Where do you want to go tonight?
"I can't go out. I have work early tomorrow."
"Oh, man. That's poopdick."

by Keg & Spoon April 14, 2006

Poopdick

a side affect from the smitty handshake. when affiliated with the smitty/vicious clan it is common to get a major poopdick

smittys odar caused an extreme poopdick to the young girls scouts selling juicy juice, 100 percent juice for 100 percent kids

by stephen catlin August 18, 2003

Poopdick

Poopdick is a Brandon who fucked up one Saturday night when he was really fucked up and stuck it in the wrong hole

God look Noah got that Poopdick

by Poop dickens May 9, 2014

poopdick

When you stand in front of someone and rip ass onto their penis. Clothes are typically on

"hey man what you doing?", (fart noise). "I just poopdicked your sorry little cock"

by B. Mike Hunt April 16, 2008

poopdick

an ass pounding queen, normally white trash kids who only where abercrombie shirts HA!

Damn JR is a poopdick.

by longdong August 17, 2004

poopdick

A person who doesnt have the motivation to do anything; a lazy asshole.

"dude ryan manning you want to go to the mall?" "No i would rather just sleep and stay inside and do nothing, i am a poopdick"

by j-bonerr October 13, 2011