porndog

A horny person that uses porn rather than sex with others.

Joe won't go out with you, he's a porndog.

by fopppoppy January 4, 2014

Poondoggle

Woman of little or no value done merely to keep or look busy.

I dated her for three months, but came to find out she was a complete poondoggle.

by Le Sodomizer June 30, 2009

Poondocta

1.
Noun.
a Term used in Nu-metal music, very often, by a vocalist. Consists of a series of clicks, beeps, and noises.

2.
Verb.
Intercourse, between two people. specifically with people wearing Bondage Pants, Leashes, Ice Spiker Gel, Combat Boots, Face Paint, Tribal Tatoos, Spiked Bracelets, Any T-Shirt From Hot Topic, Having Dreadlocks, Wallet Chains, Trenchcoats, & People with Body Odor and an immense amount of hair.

1. listen to "freak on a leash" by the band KoRn

2. Branden, you're totally going to Poondocta Annie tonight.

by Taylor Raymond December 9, 2008

poondigger

a connoisseur of poonanny; one who seeks to have intercourse with women of all races, creeds, and ethnicity's

Beware ladies, there's a poondigger in the club.

by Fah Q All February 6, 2008

poonography

1. Explicit pictures, writing, or other material depicting defecation and whose primary purpose is to cause sexual arousal for those with a poo fetish.

2. The presentation or production of such material.

John used his webcam to create poonography by supplying a live feed of him taking a huge crap onto his keyboard in order to sexually excite his boyfriend, Tim, with whom he has a long-distance relationship.

by Professor Dumpypants March 20, 2010

poondogle

A dirty ass, nasty as fuck pussy.

Did you see Jessica, I heard she has a poondogle!

by Dyllon712 June 29, 2016

Poondocking

When you sign up on a dating site for the soul purpose of finding a woman with land so you have a place to park your RV.

Joe’s been Poondocking on Sarah’s land since rent went up at “Happy Trails RV Park”.

by Spilltheteaintherv July 9, 2023