Poontangle

Difficult situation caused by an extra marrital affair with a worman.

I found myself knee deep in a poontangle when my wife and my girlfriend met at our annual holiday party for work.

by Nick Colorado January 11, 2010

Poontangler express

A vehicle that is typically driven by a man who gets a lot of pussy

Dylan - Did you see Mitch in his poontangler express

Ryan - yeah he's gunna Ashley later ... a lot

by Poontanglerexpress78 July 2, 2016

Poontangle

A jealous love triangle among three lesbians

She thought they were just friend with benefits but it turned into an ugly poontangle.

by SkateDog November 11, 2019

Poojanie

Poojanie is one of the sweetest and kind-hearted people on earth. She never judges you and Is always welcoming to new people. When you meet her she’s shy but you instantly fall in love with her with her kind smile and adorable laugh. If a guy is ever lucky enough to gain her trust he should love her and treat her with the respect she deserves, cuddle her everyday and always remind her how much he loves her. Poojanie is a friend for life and is the rarest of them all. She loves animals especially dogs and is a very nurturing person. She truely deserves the world. Never let her go because it’s not everyday you come across an intelligent, funny person like her. A best friend, family member and kind-hearted human.

Poojanie is the best girl ever.

by Cinderellaatyoservice July 22, 2020

punjangle

A punjangle is when a person performing oral sex beat boxes while pleasuring his/her partner.

My girl went crazy when I punjangled that pussy! When I went to work for an advertising agency, the copy editor expected me to write her a jingle but instead she got served a punjangle on that pussy!

by Qdogg21 July 20, 2021

poojangles

Similar to dags or dangle berries. Little bits of poo that hang about on your rectum hair. Often there a long time after previous poo! Also can explain a bad situation

Damn this party is poojangles!

I think I overwiped my poojangles so hard my arsehole is bleeding. Dayum

by dingleberries89 June 1, 2011

Pootrangle

a soggy vag with an unpleasant odor

After the Winter Ball, Martinez was eager to get into Betty Sue's granny panties. After pulling them down however, he discovered an impolite pootrangle that smelled of rotten pumpkin skins.

by Cam Scumbag February 22, 2008