poodles

noun, always plural
After someone has taken a big shit and flushed, these are the little crumbs of poo left in the bottom of a toilet basin that didn't quite make it down the flush.
I went to the bathroom in the airport and some dude had left poodles in the toilet before me, so I had to stare at them the whole time I was peeing.
by kidcassanova January 08, 2012
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something that comes out of an asian person's ass after eating noodles.
Poodles came out of my ass after i ate the asian buffet.
by oxy clean September 04, 2006
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poodled

To be charged a fee as a direct result of being charged another fee by your credit card company. Happens especially when you are both maxxed out and a day late with a payment.

Derived from Fee-fee = Fifi
by Abiebaby April 14, 2005
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Your such a poodle; Get off me poodle
by ECW7 May 15, 2011
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poodle

Verb. Also ends in -ing or -ed.

The act of throwing rocks at someone who:
A) completely disgusts you
B) hurt you
C) pisses you off by acting ridiculously
That red-headed fool has pissed me off so badly, I want him to get poodled!


by Sarah[h] December 22, 2008
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poodle

v. to poop.

The poop version of piddle (to pee).
I'm sorry I was gone so long...I had to poodle.

I'm sorry the bathroom is stank, I poodled in there.
by TeaPeee September 02, 2012
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Poodle

A person who annoys you. Someone who won't stop leaving you alone and is always poodling you about things.
Connor: You remember Dwayne?

Strasko: The annoying one in school? Yes, I do.

Connor: Well yesterday he wouldn't stop leaving me alone, he is such a poodle.

Strasko: Yeah he was also poodling me about 2 days ago about me busting down his girlfriend Maria.
by Potato_Masher October 20, 2021
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