ponding basin

An open field, usually covered with grass, about the size of a football field or larger that is sunken into the ground ten feet or more from the surrounding land. Some storm drains empty into a ponding basin. They help deal with runoff to prevent flooding. The edges are usually somewhat steep, and if they are high enough, they can be used for sledding.

We flew kites in the ponding basin, even though the ground was a little moist.

by Muthah Monkee May 25, 2004

poking your poon

To joke with. Feminine version of busting your balls.

Nah, your grandma isn't actually dead, I'm just poking your poon.

by gbp October 3, 2006

poking the bear

To act in such a way that has a good, but not definite chance, of causing trouble. (You can poke a bear once and maybe get away with it, but if you keep poking him, he's going to get really angry.) To stir things up.

"I figure all I have to do is keep hacking that big guy when we play ball with him and eventually, he'll stop driving the lane."

"Dude, I think you're poking the bear on that one... you better watch out."

by C E O November 10, 2007

turtle head poking out

To have an extreme urge to defecate, so much so that feces may already be spreading the anus and attempting to escape.

Hold up man, I need to visit the crapper, I've got a turtle head poking out.

by Tommy November 19, 2003

Ponding

When you live in a place that has no beaches to tan, one must resort to tanning by a pond.

Waterloo doesn't have a single beach for tanning. So we had to go ponding instead.

by UWaterloo August 19, 2009

poking ovaries

Slamming a chick's vaginal opening with your big PP (or other large object). Involves sticking it in so far you stab her insides.

I played a game of snooker with my big 10 when I poked her ovaries.

by phreak May 25, 2004

poking daylight

When you have to shit so bad that a piece of shit is almost or seems to be poking out of your ass.

I had to go so bad I was poking daylight.

by Pestac September 20, 2004