piss poor plan

A plan that is made with zero thought. It has no tangible structure. Normally the piss poor planning is realized only days before or during the event.

Garry is dead. We made a piss poor plan.

by the_red_blune October 30, 2014

Conapple Pokopo

The love child of Conan Obrien and Pineapple Pokopo.

He's Conan's and Pineapple Pokopo's son.

by Yester December 15, 2004

Poloricals

When politics becomes pure cringe

Trevor "bro did you watch the debate last night?"
Frank "poloricals is pure cringe"

by gaystupidfk March 10, 2020

Pookraine

What Russia turned the Ukraine into in 2022.

Ben: Russia’s attacking the Ukraine this year.
Gregory: I know, I you can call it the Pookraine now, they ruined it.
Ben: Poor Pookraine.

by gregben February 25, 2022

Piss Poor Shot

This definition refers to a guy's inability to aim his cock when he's taking a piss. This lack of skill is quite apparent when the perp is done and there are yellow pee stains on the toilet rim and floor. Some douche bags don't even bother to lift the toilet seat and piss all over it as well. Ya gotta wonder when you see pools of pee on the floor in front of a urinal only a few inches from a dude's dick how he can manage to fuck that process up. Perhaps some day somebody will patent crosshairs for dicks so a sporting guy can practice his marksmanship.

Guys; don't be a piss poor shot. Aim your cock like you aim your Glock! - And remember to flush!

by Big Ed Moustapha August 14, 2010

poor waif in his underwear

A person who blows their cover as a Russian propagandist

Seymour Hersh is a poor waif in his underwear

by nafo123 July 29, 2023

poor man's lettuce

potato chips on a sandwich

"I always put poor man's lettuce on my sandwiches because potato chips stay crisp a helluva lot longer than stupid lettuce."

"Yeah, exactly. Why buy lettuce that lasts only like 3 days when chips will last weeks?"

by hodags1966 October 19, 2017