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Poach an Egg 

The act of a man ejaculating on his partner after sex, esp. on the stomach.
She's so hot, I'd poach an egg on her
Poach an Egg by CubRico November 12, 2016

Poach and Run 

When you get someone to break up with his/her significant other, but then decide to not do anything with them.
That senior did a poach and run on that freshman. Poor girl didn't stand a chance, now no one loves her.
Poach and Run by Mate poacher February 7, 2015

Poach the whiz house 

To stop for a fly by piss at any random convenience store or fast food chain without making a purchase
While traveling my sales territory I frequently poach the whiz house

poach me baby 

Put me in boiling water till I go runny so I can shit in your mouth
Oooooo yeah poach me baby
poach me baby by Egg 🍳 September 3, 2017

Poach Cripple 

A joke term to compare someone whose leg(s) has been injured and needs crutches, a wheelchair, or another alternative tool to help them move to a poached egg or a chicken without a head.
Jason: What's up poach cripple?

Arron: For the last time, stop calling me that!

Jason: Stand up and face me! Oh wait, you can't.
Poach Cripple by daload November 14, 2023

Poach dudes

When another organization or group steals your personnel.
A: We had a big group in mariachi last year but orchestra poached all our dudes by way of making their ensemble a required course. Nobody had time after that
B: Poach dudes
Poach dudes by Bigscheming June 25, 2026